The Kosher Crooner

An elderly man with a YouTube channel called 'The Kosher Crooner' where he sings songs and plays his guitar. He is Jewish and delightful.

"Hey do you watch The Kosher Crooner?"
"No."
"Bog off."

by patrioticpakistani March 5, 2023

crowbert

an old man, from ancient times that was reincarnated as a crow and was caught eating diapers on the side of the road. Usually quiet, drinks a lot of alcohol and is very retarded.

"Crowbert, get your ancient ass over here and clean up that diaper!"
"Crowbert has been acting weird."

by hxc_cheeto January 11, 2008

clooberg

To be a seeker of attention and Soically awkward at the same time.

Did You see that clooberg over there

No that’s Jake

by Alexhiggins 12 June 20, 2018

Choobering

Chugging or otherwise rapidly consuming a liquid in an impressive show of skill and dominance. The more faster and more casually you can choober something, the cooler it is.

"I almost choked while I was choobering my Kool-Aid. I thought I was going to drown."

by Dazork June 28, 2022

Crookery

When someone who is a crook, steals from another crook.

This is pure crookery man!

by Richard M. Nixon, The Crook July 17, 2022

Crooner

To have a relaxed drink during a heavy drinking session.

A crooner is anything less alcoholic than what you are currently drinking or what you are about to drink.

The word is derived from the relaxed singing style of crooning.

Yolande: "Should we open a bottle of scotch?"
Sandy: "Not just yet, I will start with a crooner."

Jim: "Another shot of vodka mate?"
Steve: "Nah, I going to take it slow and have a crooner."

by vedi October 18, 2011

crowberry

a gross deformation of the face, when during adolescense and puberty, the male develops very strawberry and crow-like face appearances. this is markedly more noticeable when large black head pimples appear all over the face. also causes a gross deformation of nose and skin colour.

ilan: "hey you look really ugly today"
crowberry: "ouch"

by pouya arshadi December 29, 2006