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when you’re drunk at a party and start crying about your ex
dude you definitely pulled a cronin last night you wouldn’t stop crying
cronin by Xanessa April 21, 2020

Cronin Stop

A Cronin Stop is when you come near law enforcement and you vomit your life story to them even though they have no probable cause or reasonable suspicion, then go down to the smoke shop and buy drug paraphanelia and return to the police and turn yourself in.
Officer 1 - Hey can I speak with you real quick?

Vince - Yes Ill tell you everything, I do dmx, smoke weed, abuse alcohol, make illegal software for computer hackers, take pills that aren't prescribed to me, use my neighbors wifi, rat people on the internet and have sex with my mother.

Officer 2 to Officer 1 - Well I thought this was going to be a Terry Stop but turned into a Cronin Stop
Cronin Stop by CarlSanders August 15, 2011

Cronin Train 

Docking but with two people behind those docking, creating a gay means sex train
Hey man, that Cronin Train last night was awesome! I'm so sore.
Cronin Train by Tman11 August 17, 2021

Mr Cronin 

THE BEST teacher ever but gives the worst projects that no one wants to do.
This man is smarter than Einstein. He also made a FORTUNE off of his business. He is the best dancer ever. HE ALSO MADE A FORTUNE.
I really dont want to do Mr Cronin’s homework.

Megan Cronin 

Associated with females that are generally blonde, have boyfriends that go to A&M and look fairly similar to Rebecca Black.
Oh fuck that girl is horrible at singing, I wish she would get off stage

Damn dude she just pulled a Megan Cronin
Megan Cronin by A&Mis baller September 25, 2011

Max Cronin 

Thinks he's cool. Likes computers. If you meet him, run.
Max Cronin by anonymous October 6, 2020