commit sudoku

A deliberate misspelling of "seppuku" — the samurai ritual of suicide by disembowelment. The misspelling removes the direct reference to suicide, replacing it with the name of a popular and frustrating number puzzle.

I have brought great shame to my brethren. I must now commit sudoku.

by alpoer January 6, 2015

Yeetus yeetus commit self deletus

The better alternative of Go commit die.

You - "Go commit die!"
Me - "Yeetus yeetus commit self deletus!"
You - ...
Me - "oof"

by oofwhy September 16, 2018

YOLO Commit

When you run out of time and just don't care anymore, commit your code and be done with it

Man, master is broken because everyone keeps YOLO Committing.

by sparcloud October 20, 2013

go commit not alive

a family-friendly version of kill your self
Popular in Roblox, and maybe pewdiepie

Player 1: Hey roblox_fan_96 GO COMMIT NOT ALIVE
Player2: not

by Slinky8 August 1, 2018

go commit cease vital function necessary for the prolonging of one's physical being

The longest way to say go commit die

Trump: The longest way to say go commit die is now officially go commit cease vital function necessary for the prolonging of one's physical being
Robloxians: yeetus

by lightbulb5x March 2, 2019

go commit apoptosis

The real definition for "apoptosis" is cell suicide. So, this should be self-explanatory.

General person on the internet: "go commit die"
Me, and fellow intellectuals: "go commit apoptosis."

by n0. February 6, 2019

go commit die

When grammar dies but u still want to say go kys.

roblox player 1: ur an idit
roblox player 2: ur the f word
roblox player 1: stop being having autism
roblox player 1: go commit die

by iiJason124 August 27, 2018