crockey

In a crazy manner or action

yo she shot him thats crockey

by Almighty's June 14, 2017

Crocheting

Really just another way of saying you are going to do absolutely nothing for the next three hours besides gossiping and eating some chocolate scones with some righteous chocolate macadamia nut tea.

In a year of going to the crochet group there were maybe three minutes of crocheting between talking about the sociopathic raging cuntrag/supermoms who claimed they were friends while scarfing scones, cookies, truffles and drinking an entire pot of chocolate macadamia nut tea.

Good times!

Person 1:"What did you work on at crocheting group???"
Person 2:"A desert plate!"

by OneWithTheTea August 6, 2009

Crochety

When something is really bad, it is crochety.

Dude, this burger tastes crochety!

by hahadaha September 10, 2012

crocheron

Crocheron is A park next to a famous school home to all the Whitestone pot heads, a lot of kids come here to play basketball, smoke, and fuck. one of the nicknames is cro

Tim: yo u going to crocheron later

Nick: maybe, why?
Tim: don’t cause I’m tryna get head

Nick: my nigga, bet I’ll go to 193 instead

by I’m just a nigga February 19, 2018

Crochetiere

a group of people with rather complex sense of humour. the live predominently in canada and are often unfortunately named. Mispronunciations are "CROTCHetiere" "CROcheteeree" "CROTCHatear." More often then not, the average person gives up on pronouncing it and simply says crotch. Despite these setback the people are as cool as shit!

Did you see that "CROTCHetiere" "CROcheteeree" "CROTCHatear ugh i give up..." "dont u mean Crochetiere?"

by boombuba December 29, 2010

crocheted bathtub

Used as an analogy when describing something useless or not worth having.

"Latin was dead! It was about as useless to the common man, the majority of the populous, as the proverbial crocheted bathtub..."
“Looks like you win the crocheted bathtub.”

by Abby_c July 7, 2017

crochead

Someone who has many pairs of crocs and loves crocs

"dang that guy has a bunch of crocs...what a crochead!"

by crockerdile July 1, 2022