crocheted bathtub

Used as an analogy when describing something useless or not worth having.

"Latin was dead! It was about as useless to the common man, the majority of the populous, as the proverbial crocheted bathtub..."
“Looks like you win the crocheted bathtub.”

by Abby_c July 7, 2017

Spanish crocheting

A often used euphemism for male masterbation making fun of the Spanish for thier flamboyancy and being feminine behavior.

Bro why are you Spanish crocheting in class?

by Yarnar300 December 9, 2021

Crotch crocheting

A slang term for masturbation

When Tim was crotch crocheting Into Grandma’s wicker basket, he heard a door open.

by Uncommon Merganser September 12, 2019

Rainbow Crochet

Must have 5+ gay male participants.

An act wherein the males form a line, and the person farthest from the front starts pushing his hardened length in each already fucked butthole. Once he reaches the front of the line, it starts all over again with the person who is now at the back of the line.

Bro. We had the best rainbow crochet last night. Come with next time. *wink*

by Thicctottiesblam January 9, 2018

Crocheting Cock

when a dude alternates from ya ass to ya mouth consistently

Top: "hey best friend ever what freaky shit u wanna do with me???"
Bottom: "dude wanna crochet that cock from my ass to my mouth big man?"
dude in the corner: "aw hell yeah theyre doing the Crocheting Cock!"

by WeedCumer69 April 19, 2019

crochet people

Sexy people who give the best gifts and I would literally do anything for them

“Crochet people are the fittest people in earth”

“Very very true, I’d hit”

by Illstickmytoesinyourface June 10, 2023

Crochet of elderly

A group of older people at a gathering of any kind.

I'm late because I got caught behind a crochet of elderly.

by Brandon M & Vanessa C. September 21, 2021