crocheted bathtub

Used as an analogy when describing something useless or not worth having.

"Latin was dead! It was about as useless to the common man, the majority of the populous, as the proverbial crocheted bathtub..."
“Looks like you win the crocheted bathtub.”

by Abby_c July 06, 2017

Spanish crocheting

A often used euphemism for male masterbation making fun of the Spanish for thier flamboyancy and being feminine behavior.

Bro why are you Spanish crocheting in class?

by Yarnar300 December 09, 2021

Crotch crocheting

A slang term for masturbation

When Tim was crotch crocheting Into Grandma’s wicker basket, he heard a door open.

by Uncommon Merganser September 12, 2019

Rainbow Crochet

Must have 5+ gay male participants.

An act wherein the males form a line, and the person farthest from the front starts pushing his hardened length in each already fucked butthole. Once he reaches the front of the line, it starts all over again with the person who is now at the back of the line.

Bro. We had the best rainbow crochet last night. Come with next time. *wink*

by Thicctottiesblam January 10, 2018

Crochet

When a male puts their ear in a females anus and you can hear the noise of the ocean

Did you guys crochet last night?

by Lukey46 April 29, 2024

Crochet

The collective noun for a group of angry possums

When they attacked, it was not one or two, it was a crochet of angry possums

by theJonnyboyP January 14, 2022

Crocheting Cock

when a dude alternates from ya ass to ya mouth consistently

Top: "hey best friend ever what freaky shit u wanna do with me???"
Bottom: "dude wanna crochet that cock from my ass to my mouth big man?"
dude in the corner: "aw hell yeah theyre doing the Crocheting Cock!"

by WeedCumer69 April 19, 2019