by sxycro September 8, 2004
Get the Croatmug. A Croat is somebody from Croatia who is very scared.
Like they only can fight wars if somebodys helping and never fight there own war. Like WW2. The german came and the croats were al shouting yeaaah heil hitler, we love nazi people. You know we all wanna be nazi. So then the croats became nazi. Because they were scarred like hell. The y didn't want to fight them, so they became one of them. So a croat is something like a nazi pussy
Like they only can fight wars if somebodys helping and never fight there own war. Like WW2. The german came and the croats were al shouting yeaaah heil hitler, we love nazi people. You know we all wanna be nazi. So then the croats became nazi. Because they were scarred like hell. The y didn't want to fight them, so they became one of them. So a croat is something like a nazi pussy
Nazi: Hello
Croat: Hello
Nazi: You want to fight the nazis?
Croat: No no we want to be a nazi. Come on nazi yeah.
Nazi: We are taking control over croatia. Is that oke?
Croat: ofcourse.. we are all just nazi pussy now.
Nazi: Ok.. so i going to fuck your wife..
Croat: Ok. But if you want you can have my daughter too. She is almost 12 yr. You can have a menage a trois with those nazi pussy s.
Croat: Hello
Nazi: You want to fight the nazis?
Croat: No no we want to be a nazi. Come on nazi yeah.
Nazi: We are taking control over croatia. Is that oke?
Croat: ofcourse.. we are all just nazi pussy now.
Nazi: Ok.. so i going to fuck your wife..
Croat: Ok. But if you want you can have my daughter too. She is almost 12 yr. You can have a menage a trois with those nazi pussy s.
by The Gog June 7, 2011
Get the Croatmug. Some one who is a console underated goated free agent player and the y play sixteen hours a day. On a good day they play 20 hours. And they drop out of high school as a junior.
by Jiff Gat0 April 27, 2019
Get the Croatedmug. Croats (Croatian: Hrvati) are a South Slavic people mostly living in Croatia, Bosnia and Herzegovina and nearby countries. There is a notable Croat diaspora in western Europe, the Americas, Australia, New Zealand and South Africa. The Croats are predominantly Catholic and their language is Croatian.
Those guys are croats
by Croatian King September 2, 2006
Get the Croatsmug. dayummmm she must be a croat :O ;)
by Zeljko lalalavic December 14, 2009
Get the croatmug. 
One of Croatian background or ethnicity. Even if born in another country, if his parents are both of Croatian background/ethnicity, he is a Croat. Which is nothing bad.
by Croatian Sensation May 6, 2006
Get the croatmug.