critical Mass

A supposedly "deciding" Sunday service that someone of Catholic faith feels that he must attend prior to death if he still wants to avoid going to Hell.
This whole "deathbed confession and reformation" bu**s**t just sounds like another example of "critical Mass" to me --- it sounds waaaaayyyy too "easy" or "convenient" a way to be evil and selfish all your life. How can things truly be "made whole again" if you've seriously mistreated others for many years, and then suddenly atone for it "at the last minute"?? There are still all of those other people whom you've hurt (and have had their lives ruined by your meanness) to think about --- why don't you make said "born-aginner" beliefs truly count by arranging for the restorations of those other people's losses, rather than just symbolically "making your peace with God" but still ignoring all the damage you've done over the past decades?!
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Critical mass

The term medical professionals use to say "That ass is just too PHAT."
That women's ender regions has reached critical mass.
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critical mass

the ultimate state of ecstasy or euphoria obtained through ingestion of illicit drug(s) or substance(s)- also known as a "peak." A certain concentration of drug ingested by an individual causes this state of critical mass. Beyond this point of critical mass, further drug intake does not result in increased euphoria or ecstasy.
You want another E? "Nah, I've reached critical mass."
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critical mass

The weight at which a person looks their best or has their best figure.
Beyonce was at critical mass while filming "The Fighting Temptations".
by lovell May 24, 2005
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critical mass

a collective group of people who join together for a greater cause.
the kids saw the pigs comming down the street, and all formed a critical mass and pushed the dumpster into the middle of the street and set in on fire.
by sam March 14, 2005
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critical mass

What you yell at the climax of phone sex, if you are a fat sweaty nerd who lives with his parents and has no job at 20.
" uh uh uh.... critical mass... did i tell you my name was paul? "
*thankyou for calling kids helpline*
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critical mass

Calvin's Mom is fat. She's so fat she has her own zip code.
I looked at the gargantuan lump of Calvin's mom in front of me; realizing that it would soon reach criticalmass, I ran away.
by Jonathan Conaty March 30, 2005
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