cristopher

a sexy ass man who is very smart and can be funny sometimes igs , he has hoes on the low and a sexy gf muahahah he also has a humongous head and can’t stfu 🙌🏼

damn cristopher is so fine

by anonymous January 3, 2021

Cristopher Columbus

1. The man who discovered America. Now, some people argue that he actually discovered the West Indies, or that it was discovered by Leif Ericcson about 1000 years before, or that you really cant discover a nation already inhabited by natives. Those people are communists. Columbus discovered America.*

*From America:The Book

In nineteen-hundred eighty-two,
Cristopher Columbus sailed the ocean blue.

by teh cabose November 3, 2005

Christoffer

A Lord Bjorn.

There is nothing more regal than a Christoffer.

by Flamingo Spya November 13, 2013

cristofer

cristofer is usually a very sexy person. cristofer usually is friends with someone who really really really likes him but he does nothing about it. he goes out with someone else instead. but that doesnt mean cristofer is a mean person. he still is a very hott person. he is also a very nicee person. and a good listnener. he is one of my favoritest computer friends ever. ily budd.

cristofer_cress

by x0xbrittanyx0x March 17, 2009

Cristopher Penaldus

a statpadder who discovers unknown countries
every international break. also a 6 time dubai
d'or winner and a 5 time fraudulent champions
league winner with penited and vardrid. is
known to disappear in big matches.

Cristopher Penaldus has taught me countries like Armenia, Latvia, and Lithuania.

by Penaldo is finished February 25, 2022

Cristoffer

Cristoffer is a norwegian name, someone named Cristoffer has a big dick.

I was playing soccer with Cristoffer today!

by Loliplay October 14, 2019

Christoffer

Christoffer is handsome, he is charming, he is the type of guy who would do anything to make you smile if you’re down. He is an angel, he is a true gentleman. If he somehow hurts you, he would stop at nothing to apologize and how you would take the apology is up to you.

A Christoffer is one of the best people to have around, and if you’re lucky enough to have a Christoffer in your life, hold on tight.

- Where’s Christoffer?
- oh, he’s just helping an old lady cross the street, he’ll be here any minute.

by Social-fangirl January 26, 2020