Ryan Crisscross Guy

Tall white kid who will sit with his ankle on his knee and folds his hands together on his lap.

Wow Ryan Crisscross Guy has such great posture

by simpnation January 5, 2020

Criss cross applesauce

A hand to hand combat fighting maneuver in which you yell out "Criss cross applesauce!" While simultaneously faking a right punch(criss), then a left punch(cross) culminating in a swift kick to your opponents junk (applesauce) Timing is everything in this maneuver. If executed perfectly, it is unblockable.

That asshole better shut his mouth or he's gonna get the ole criss cross applesauce!

by Mayut January 12, 2016

criss-cross-apple-sauce

sitting cross-legged or otherwise known as "Indian style"

Jimmy was sitting criss-cross-apple-sauce ready for story time.

by Susan Focker September 15, 2007

criss-cross faded

The act of being faded on three or more different drugs.

After I drank and smoked some weed I decided to get criss-cross faded with some xanies.

by hillaree September 2, 2012

Criss cross applesauce

a way in sitting in which the knees are bent and the legs over lap (hence the criss cross) and the applesauce is a nice rhyme used to remind young children how to sit.

teacher: everyone sit criss cross applesauce for story time
kindergartners: YAY!

by singstar319 June 19, 2011

criss cross neighbors sauce

When, in the event of two different pearlers, each of two blunts gets passed to the other roller first in rotation. This way, whoever else is twistin' also gets neighbors on whatever else was pearled, after they spark.

Horation Sanz: Mine is almost done, criss cross neighbors sauce?

Jay Sizzle: For shooo after I finish you got neighbs

by Horatio Sanz May 23, 2009

Criss Cross Pussy Sauce

When you cross your Index finger and Middle finger together, then cross your Pinky and Ring finger together, then penetrate the pussy and butthole.

So i Criss Cross Pussy Sauce my girl last night, and she came so hard bro!

by Snipedog22 July 4, 2019