Criss Angel 

A man who is obviously a closet homo, and uses creative camera angles and middle aged women to give him credit as an "Illusionist"

"I am Criss Angel. Where is my eye liner and hair gel?"

Criss Angel by Criss Angels Hairspray December 20, 2008

Criss Angel 

A douche bag who thinks he can do tricks on television like float and walk on water. But he is a fraud just like a person who can do card tricks.

Criss Angel is a douchbag

Criss Angel by MrCrimXen May 6, 2010

Criss Angel 

Criss Angel is what some people call an "illusionist", although I prefer to think of him as a comedian, because there is no way that he takes himself seriously. His "stunts" are performed in front of a "live audience" which mostly consists of gullible ditzy girls and/or druggies in a city park; this is why the people on his show believe that he can really pull a woman's torso off and have her two halves walk away. While entertaining, his act is clearly not real. If you believe he went through a wood chipper, you've got a problem.

Criss Angel has a show called Mindfreak that is really hard to watch without falling out of your seat from intense lawling.

Criss Angel by zomgzhaxed January 5, 2009

Criss Angel 

1.The hottest man you will ever see.
2.One of THE best illusionists ever.
3.A MINDFREAK

OMG Criss Angel is soooooo hot!!!!!

Criss Angel by gbfdvereg January 13, 2008

Criss Angel 

You're getting someone from behind and then in the middle of the act get a fruit, vegetable, or random object that is a shaped like your member and jam into into the hole and then scream and jump off of the bed. If it is a girl it is also known as the Houdini.

My Boyfriends penis fell off in my butthole, and said he was Criss Angel.

Criss Angel by douche Nozzel September 27, 2008

criss angel 

see hack or douche bag
A horrible illusionist or magician who makes people believe he has some sort of skill by using camera tricks. Next time you see his garbage show on tv notice how many times he says "what you see is what you get" or "no cuts watch this is just one take" and it instantly cuts to another angle. The fact that he repeatedly says those "just one take" lines is him trying to overcompensate for his non existant "magic skills"
A self proclaimed "mind freak" whose biggest trick could possibly be signing a contract with A&E for his shit show for more than one season.
If he wanted to impress me he should make his shitty show disapear.

criss angel is a hack and he talks like a homosexual.
For a visual criss bashing check this link
www.youtube.com/watch?v=xIe3eEMe6CQ

criss angel by shit_fuck April 1, 2007

criss angel 

another word for emo jesus.

criss angel is the best magician that has ever lived.

criss angel by squilliam November 19, 2006