coiffer

one who attends university, and thinks they are so much better than anyone. It suggests that their hair is well trimmed and often lifted up at the front, giving them the name "coiffer". most coiffers are doomed to work in a cubicle for the rest of their life and be a tie wearing office bitch.

you are such a coiffer, look at that faggy hairdoo your rockin'.

Look at that coiffer, hes got his nose so high in the air!

We went to a community college keg party and some coiffers showed up, man did they get a beatdown.

by Fairf November 18, 2007

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Crisfer

An astounding person.
One with great aspirations
and success in their future.
A W E S O M E friend ,
Romantic as hell... ,
so not typical.
A damn cutie too!
Synonym for perfect :)

-"Hey girl,did you hear about the new student?"
-" Yeah.He looks like a crisfer. **sigh"

by dr.phil13 October 24, 2009

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cliffer

a gentleman who makes love to sheep on the edge of cliffs so they push back into his body.

you're such a cliffer, farmer boy

by awi March 23, 2008

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Chiffer

A horrible teacher who can't control his own class.

It started in his freshman geometry class.

He's such a horrible teacher. Almost as bad as Chiffer.

by Alison July 22, 2004

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Chriffer

A Chriffer is a super creative guy, with no flawes. He is in many ways a greek god, but also a viking. Many people believe that Chriffer is the son of god and Thor the thundergod who got a baby together. Chriffer is a superhuman whit lots of abilities!

Omg, did you see that guy in Fuckingham palace?

Yeah, he was such a Chriffer!

by Hello3,14 February 19, 2018

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