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advanced cretinism

study and science of a people sociologically, grammatically, linguistically, and/or spiritually "challenged"; specializing on those who are out and out ignorant. ie; those not caring whether they are "smart", or even worse; those who are sure they are! (science of the not so fully developed brain!)
why do you like to speak like a fucking redneck john? -didn't you know? i mastered in advanced cretinism!! -oh, sorry!!

they say ignorance is bliss, and truth is pain, in my studies of advanced cretinism, many would scoff at this notion.

one of my books on advanced cretinism has been NOT PUBLISHED!!
by michael foolsley February 8, 2010
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Cretinist

A person who has no tolerance for cretins. Regards them as stupid and a lower life form culturally.
I am not a racist, I am a cretinist
by The Cretinist August 15, 2011
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Cretinous-Cretinalias

A Latinised-sounding high-brow word for a dumb-arsed dumb-bunny, usually being one with incipient learning difficulties, who thus is going to spend half his life in a mental funk because he can do nothing right and the other half tormented by the question of why he can do nothing right, and so, in the evolutionary stakes, is in fact a born loser.
I suppose that in describing your behaviour you’d have to be called a cretinous-cretinalias, if only because you look so confoundedly like a classic one.
by Zamboozee April 29, 2011
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cretinous

vanessa mcgee is very cretinous
hi cretinous gflkwegjklefjglkefjgkletfjhklgjhlgklj
by glen January 27, 2005
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cretinsexual

An attraction of straight people w the exception of cretins e.g. sophie & fern
I AM CRETiNSEXUAL
by cretindomain February 13, 2021
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cretinous bastard

an all round freak of nature who is stupid as fuk and needs to learn basic social cues
normal person: omg have you seen that new girl aimee jackson or smth

normal persons friend: yeah she is SO weird such a cretinous bastard honestly needs to wise up
cretinous bastard: my name is just aimee
by whole of ormeau November 29, 2022
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fascist fuck cretins

"Fascist fuck cretin" is a highly offensive and derogatory term. It likely combines "fascist," a term referring to someone who supports or enforces authoritarian, right-wing, and nationalist ideologies, with vulgar insults. The term "cretin" is an outdated and offensive term historically used to describe someone with a physical or mental disability, though it is now generally understood as a generic insult. Together, this phrase is meant to severely demean someone or an elitist group of corrupt individuals, suggesting they are not only politically reprehensible but also profoundly foolish or contemptible.
Look at those chemtrails in the sky and the glyphosate in our food! We can thank the likes of those elitist, fascist fuck cretins and their fugly fucking snouts. We can show our gratitude by stomping those wee little cockroaches like no tomorrow as they are nothing but mush up under my boots.
by AnonymousjomamaMS. July 5, 2024
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