Creepy Porn Lawyer

Michael Avenatti, Porn Star lawyer

That Michael Avenatti aka Creepy Porn Lawyer got punked by 4chan.

by VolStar September 25, 2018

creepy crawl

sneaking into someone's home and rearranging their things (furniture) or taking unvaluable things that while not expensive are obvious (e.g., all the lightbulbs)

see Manson Family

My "family" and I creepy crawled the joint while they were out. The owners flipped out, man.

by tdlier November 5, 2012

creepy creeper

the guy at the party that stands in a corner and talks to no one, but stares at all the women

Swaney was a real creepy creeper at Club 33...

by Air Force ROTC December 13, 2006

creepy office guy

Co-worker who is extremely awkward, calls at home when you never gave him your number, and has no qualms about mentioning that he got the number from your payroll info. Shows up at your new job after you leave, and at the job of some of your other former-coworkers.

The creepy office guy never leaves a message with anyone if I'm not there. But he's good for hockey tickets, so I suck it up when I need good seats.

by Pantaloon January 14, 2008

George Floyd creepypastas

The universes deepest and darkest secrets. Stories that will leave you breathless! After reading, you may feel the urge to take fentanyl, rob pregnant women and pay using counterfeit $20 bills

racist chad 1: Yo did you read “SlenderFloyd?”
racist chad 2: yeah, it’s one of the scariest George Floyd creepypastas

by Ronnie Mcnutt December 24, 2021

Creepy Uncle Syndrome

Where a person is really nice and outgoing, but you always have the feeling that he/she is a creeper/pedophile/ect.

Dude, my gym teacher last year had some bad creepy uncle syndrome!

by Neinman January 1, 2010

Creepy Bob

That weird neighbor who's always making excuses to come outside, like doing yardwork, firing up the barbecue, or faking business to be outside when the teenaged neighbors come home. Tends to stare from the windows, often at scantily clad girls. Often seen lurking about his own windows at odd hours of the night, possibly staring in at his stepchildren sleeping.

---What's going on out there?

---Oh nothing, its just that Creepy Bob pretending its time to rake the leaves because the kids came home. Put up the neighborhood watch sign and he'll leave you alone.

---Fuck! That guy really IS a Creepy Bob. Look at him staring at those girls in the park.

by dontstareatmyballs November 19, 2013