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Cream Egg

Taking a poo while masturbating and proceeding to ejaculate on the poo afterwards
Hey man I just had a cream egg!”

“Oh, did it taste good?”

What do you mean, why would I eat my cum covered shite!”
by CreamyEgg May 5, 2020
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Cream Egg Brownie

When a Caucasian Male ejaculates into a African American Female.
Example One:

Black Female: Wait did you just cum in me?

White Male: Yeah it's called a cream egg brownie.

Black Female: Oh shit you better get the creamy gooey center out of me before it's too late!
by Admiral Funderburk June 23, 2016
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Cadbury cream egg

A Cadbury cream egg is when you sh*t on someone's body, then ejaculate in the sh*t and make the one you sh*ted on eat it.

Is brown and creamy, just like a Cadbury cream egg
"Happy Easter babe, imma give you a Cadbury cream egg tonight 😉"

Idea by G.J.R
by G.J.R July 7, 2016
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toronto cream egg

When a man goes out into the cold with two other male friends and hires a prostitute. They then proceed to furiously masturbate into the prostitute's anus. Once everyone has ejaculated, one guy licks all the semen out of her sphincter and spits it into her face.
-toronto cream eggs are delicious!
by ieat TURTLES March 22, 2011
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Easter Cream Egg

When a male ejaculates in his partner's ass. The Second partner (female/male) then squats over the first, and makes clucking sounds while defacating on his chest. While the action is performed, the Second partner must cluck like the Cadbury's Bunny while flapping her arms. Bonus points are awarded for wearing bunny ears.

Orgins trace back to the popular Cleveland Steamer.

This can only be done for a limited time around Easter...or else it's considered sick, poor timing, or not as special.
"Oh boy, it's Easter time! I can't wait for my Easter Cream Egg!Buk buk buk buk buk buk buu-uuk"
by RadicalSucks! March 3, 2005
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Cadbury Cream Egg

When a woman is shocked, she leaves a beautiful Easter present consisting of feces, urine, and estrogen. All three combined make a Cadbury Cream Egg.
is that Johnny Depp!? SHIT, i just Cadbury Cream Egged myself.
by Rebecca J. Black June 7, 2011
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Cadbury's Cream Egg

where you take a strip of dairy milk then stick it inside your willing partner. proceed to have sex, then creampie and piss in her. this symbolizes the chocolate, white stuff, and yolk.
hey dude do much last night?

yeh bro totally did the Cadbury's Cream Egg
by NOTTHEEXIT November 10, 2021
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