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crazy psycho bitch

A female possessing the triad of 1) no real female friends, 2) excessive flirtiness and/or slutiness and 3) emotional instability in romantic realtionships.

This is often, but not always, found in conjugation with daddy issues.

She is unable to maintain female friendships because she flirts with and or sleeps with their significant others whenever possible. Alternatively she stabs them in the back in order to gain/maintain the affections of men, for which she sees other women as rivals to be defeated at any cost.

Desiring male sexual attention above all else she will flirt with and lead on all men, even those she is absolutely not attracted to. As a result, she may sleep wit many men she does not like in order to maintain their attention.

If she does actually like a man, and he is unfortunate enough to date her, she is likely to behave in irrational ways. She will be incredibly clingy and she will become deeply distraught and/or enraged over the slightest incident. However, she is likely to flirt with other men incessantly and cheat on him in order to ensure that her need for male sexual attention is fulfilled at all times.
"I though you and Lisa were friends?"
"We were until she hooked up with my boyfriend behind my back."
"I thought she was dating Tom?"
"She is."
"Yeah, I've heard she's a crazy psycho bitch."
by white chick + library card September 24, 2012
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Crazy People Time

a usage of time revolving around a vague concept of crazy people saying you're late when they themselves aren't there yet, and crazy people saying they're on their way when they haven't left yet
A: Abby where are you ! we agreed to be here at 7.
AB: shi- you meant normal time ? I thought you meant as in crazy people time
by man that Steals your girl November 1, 2023
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Crazy Pussy Theory

The Crazy Pussy/Coochie/Cooch/Cooter Theory: The experience intensity is directly correlated her craziness. Also known as the Bear Trap Theory (don't stick things in Bear Traps).
That girl is a walking example of the crazy pussy theory, now she's stalking me, she burned my car to a crisp yesterday. But it's so good that I have to see her again tonight.
by Urban Decider March 9, 2013
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crazy pussy

An off the wall out of control crazy chick that you are fucking or would like to fuck. Crazy pussy is a much more enjoyable sexual experience but their is a lot of drama with the girl.
I only like crazy pussy but it's taking years off my life dealing with the bitch.
by Lornsie December 25, 2011
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crazy putty

An apparently obscene reference on '30 Rock' that I don't understand and it's driving me insane.
"Crazy Putty?"
"No."
"Ohhhhhh..."
see? what the hell does it mean?!
by crazy_putty_confuses_me March 30, 2009
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crazy people

Generally, intelligent people. Often criticized for their ability to think for themselves and for going against the rules of the normal people.
by zeffer December 12, 2003
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Crazy Ping Pong

A sport which includes the same instruments as usual ping pong. The aim is to 'ping' or 'pong' the ball into the opposing teams goal. The goals are usually replaced by things like bins or boxes in amateur games but in the LCPPL (Leith Crazy Ping Pong League), currently the only "Crazy" league in the world, use standard 28 by 28 cm circled goals in singles, and 12 by 19 cm in doubles. Triples rules vary. The players are allowed as many touches as wanted and the bal IS permitted to leave the table and bounce on the ground. One of the most important rules is that if the ball bounces off the ground and then lands in the goal, the player that awarded the point is given double unless it was an own-goal. Crazy Ping Pong is known as Air-Bound Hockey in U.S.A and Ireland.
by FiFi Stu February 10, 2009
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