crawfish

to spread something open, or to make something wider.

he said to “spread your legs like a crawfish.”

she opened the door like a crawfish.

they said they were going to crawfish that hole wider.

by syurp0slide May 26, 2022

Crawfish

When, during coitis, a male intentionally ejaculates into his navel, upon which his partner sucks his semen out of his belly button, the way they would out of the head of a crawfish.

Bro, Jenna totally crawfished my jizz out of my belly button last night.

by Dallasdddee August 24, 2022

[Crawfish]

The most amazing food you will ever eat especially boiled. Louisiana is the only legit place to get it.

me: Hey ya'll I'm having a Crawfish boil at my house tonight. Ya'll coming?
friends: Yea! we'll be there!

by Sniffers January 14, 2009

Crawfish broil

When an idiot doesn't realize they used the wrong word and that you actually boil crawfish and not broil them.

Mike invited us to his crawfish broil and we all ripped on him because he didn't know how to cook his own crawfish.

by cdickgo March 11, 2015

crawfish ass

The state of having as ass so ugly and red that it looks like a crawfish.

Chris's crawfish ass is scaring all the ladies away at the nude beach.

by shakeitgirl December 13, 2012

crawfish broil

Relaxing while drinking a beer while your woman boils the crawfish for your party.

You going to Mike's crawfish broil, I heard his woman is cooking and he'll be sittin' back drinkin' a beer.

David and Richard are retarded to believe that Mike's crawfish broil was a misspelling on the invitation.

by Mike Redfield June 14, 2013

Crawfish Dinner

A sexual act in which a male inserts gumbo into a woman's vagina, has sex with her, and proceeds to eat out the tasty gumbo.

The best part of giving my girlfriend a

Crawfish Dinner yesterday was the delicious gumbo I ate afterward.

by Tammy McShammerson May 2, 2010