crates

a derogatory term for a hockey player who sucks so hard that they need milk crates to keep balance. Also applies to bad skaters that are below bender status.

did you see mike trying to skate?

yeah i know he's such a crates.

by CPTCRATES360 November 20, 2009

crate

the well defined shape you get from drinking beer instead of going to the gym and getting a six pack ie. the opposite of sixpack

my abs are good but look at my well defined crate

by kimbale June 17, 2007

crate

"in the crate" describes any automobile clad in simulated wood grain vinyl.

My favorite color for a Grand Wagoneer is white, in the crate, with blue interior.

by Nick Victim April 29, 2004

Crate

bastardisation of the designation for the second generation Toyota Celica gt four the ST185
i.e 185=one crate five

usually used in a derogatory way by ST205 owners(see the word FAFF in this dictionary

"thats a rusty crate you have there"
or
"that crate was really moving"

by magpie_four April 30, 2005

crate

Any container, made of any substance, utilized to house or hold a pet.

Husband: "We'll have to move Ollie's cage..."
Wife: "For the last time, it's not a cage, its a Crate!"
Husband: "Have you seen this? This is a cage if I ever saw one!"
Wife: "No, it's a crate."
Husband: "This is not a crate. Crates are the wooden boxes dinosaurs come in."
Wife: "Only an idiot would trust a dinosaur to stay in a wooden box."

by Jasonion July 01, 2013

Crate

Device used by games developers to rectally violate loyal players.

I cant believe they're going to ass fuck us with another crate.

by Rum Pig October 18, 2016

Crate

Used to describe the dimensions of a vagina, which is larger than a box.

"He really packed it into her crate! "
"She filled her crate before she went to prison."
"Man, I could almost fall into that crate!"

by PrudenceNooterHooter November 23, 2016