crash test dummy

Someone whom is so shocked by what they’ve heard that they’re head recoils like that of a crash test dummy.

“His head went like a crash test dummy when I told him I shagged his mother”

by Mazdog May 1, 2019

Crash Test Dummy

A sexual act performed while driving a motor vehicle. The male driver is being reversed straddled by the female passenger. Just before he blows his load, he slams on the brakes and forces her head into the steering wheel making the horn sound.

Cindy had a massive headache after I made her my Crash Test Dummy.

by Larry and Vince October 6, 2003

Crash Test Hastings

During anal, Hastings and his partner stand up facing the edge of the bed. Hastings' partner is behind him with just the tip of his penis inserted in Hasting's asshole. They they both fall forward onto the bed causing the rest of Hasting's partners penis to ram up his ass.

The best bump Jason ever took was so good, they named it after him..Crash Test Hastings.

by RobJeremy May 19, 2016

crash test dummy

constantly getting into accidents and it's always your fault

Oh my god--it just hit this benz today, yesterday i hit a parked car and last friday i ran into the back of a taxi----wow ur such a crash test dummy!

by Bree2be June 14, 2009

crash test monkey

a crash test dummy in the shape of a monkey that is used in crash tests.

instead of using a crash test dummy, the car manufacturer used a crash test monkey.

by Leo B. August 23, 2006

crash test yummy

In the fanfic realm, refers lovingly and respectfully to a fanfic author's Beta.

Eternal gratitude to my Crash Test Yummy "bestbeta," without whom this ficcie wouldn't be so awesome.

by LegalMonet December 22, 2007

crash test

Smoking opium or heroin in combination with methamphetamine. Results in a very jagged effect, jittery but with a less sharp edge, manically activated and feeling invincible yet with a sense of contented well being. Commonly displaying extreme indecision coupled with impulsive action, until the meth wears off (the crash). A crash test is more uppy than is free falling, and edgier than a speedball, as the meth tends to make it more energizing (and less euphoric) than the cocaine in the other combinations. Crash testing (as well as free falling) can be considered non-injected alternatives to speedballing.

Duke: Let's see, what's in the valise ... looks like a vial of what might be speed, and a baggie of ... some manner of brownish gummy powder.
Dr Gonzo: We can crash test and go to the casino and take them for every dollar we've ever lost to them, the parasites!
Duke: If we live through it, we'll be wealthy indeed! Until the bats catch up to us!

by insidiot October 27, 2018