compusation

Having a conversation via AIM or Yahoo Messenger when you're right next to someone

"This class is boring... compusation?"

by Skitch360 May 1, 2008

chain of causation

Legal term used to describe a situation in which a person who seems to be entirely at fault for an event that is punishable by sizable fine and/or jailtime can prove that it was not his or herfault.
Also, whiny, non-responsibility-taking, foolish, last-ditch effort to defer blame.

"The devil made me do it." AND
"I only hit you because you're a whore."

by amc December 1, 2004

Crapulation

When you are having sex and then one of you poops/craps.

a man and woman are having sex when all of a sudden the woman says "god damn i got to shit" then she craps. That is crapulation.

by pathetic prince Pearse March 5, 2014

Premature crapulation (PC)

Occurs when a man or woman experiences the need to drop a deuce and feels their poo starting to exit their bunghole or even expels a tiny bit of poo soon after the call of nature begins but doesn't reach the toilet in time.

After I pounded those protein bars about 30 mins later I was rushing to the bathroom but experienced another bout of Premature crapulation (PC) before I could get there.

by PGOODYoriginal January 20, 2014

crapidation

An advanced state of fear or uneasiness about the future or a future event that leaves one with irritable bowel syndrom; beyond trepidation.

Bob: The regional manager wants me to put in for this promotion and sadly, I think I'm likely to get the job.

Sue: That's great news, right? You don't sound too pleased.

Bob: Well, the pay is much better but I'll have to manage a bunch of slackers that all hate me. I was so nervous about it today that I sharted myself.

Sue: Bummer, it sounds like you are harboring some serious crapidation over the whole thing.

by His Majesty, The Quickness August 5, 2010

Creputation

Ones reputation based on their creps (trainers/shoes). A good shoe collection equals a good creputation.

"Looking fly brudda, your creputation is on point."

by crepman June 21, 2012

crampsation

Its the sensation you get when you go "Beyond your Flexibility" and squeeze the muscle to activate a cramp. A wonderful sensation that you are doing "the right way".

In the most depth of the posture (yoga or other athletics or contortion) contract and squeeze to initiate crampsation.

by Whitney_yoga July 16, 2019