craptice

A practice in business environments that is an outright waste of time and resources. The craptice is usually deemed "crappy" by most members on a project team and typically bashed upon.

Pam and Rick thought that the multitude of craptices suggested at the team meeting was indicative of a bad project ahead.

by Raibu Chacko July 19, 2005

crusticles

Your testicles turn into "raisin" looking objects with age and when they rech the full raisin-ness they are referred to as crusticles.

n. dam look at the crusticles on that guy.

by Here Comes Mikee Bitch July 1, 2008

crusticle

A filthy, stinking person who does not believe in using soap and water and becomes hostile when people do not give them money when they are panhandling. The core word, crust, is derived from layers of matter affixed to certain areas of the crusticle's body, which emits a foul odor.

That crusticle just called me a mother****er because I wouldn't give him a dollar.

by zuzax May 15, 2015

Crapicles

Pieces of dried feces that make a ring around the anal.

"Wash it out as well or else you will have crapicles as a result of your laziness."

by bina and aisha May 24, 2005

crapsicles

A better version of crap.

an exclamation of pain or anger.

let it be known that this term was created by Maverick.

"ahh!! I stabbed myself!! crapsicles!!"
"ahh!! my finger!! crapsicles!!"

by straitblade November 22, 2007

Crampsicle

A crampsicle is that achy cramp you get in your hand while holding a popsicle. Popsicles sticks are uncomfortable to hold due to the top heaviness of the popsicle design. Its painful and at times unbearable when all you want to do is enjoy a delicious cold treat. I know its embarrassing to admit but everyone knows they gets them. After using the trick of switching the popsicle from one hand to the next, sometimes the only thing you can do is eat it all up in a less enjoyable fashion. Damn Shame...

One beautiful sunny summer day...
Person1: Ahh this popsicle is soo tasty!
Person2: yes i agree but my hand is cramping from holding it.
Person1: Oh man youve got yourr self a crampsicle!!!

by Simple jack and a pack March 24, 2009

Crapstickles

V. {crap-stick-ulls)

Word one uses when expressing surprise or an overwhelming sense of sexual tension.

See crapstickled.

"Oh crapstickles! I flushed Ian down the toilet again!"
"Crapstickles! Blood is rising in my phallus, because of this pornographical film we are currently partaking in the viewing of!

by Spencer B. September 18, 2004