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crapspackle

An unbelievable statement. Synonymous with hogwash or bullshit.
Don't give me that crapspackle.
by SmokyJoe January 11, 2008
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cragstack

The funk you peel off your cock in the morning after rigorous anal, vagianl, and oral sex with a dirty bum.
"I was dreaming I was eatin beef jerky; I was actually chewing on the cragstack from lastnights romp with the HIV infected Hobo off the train."
by Dirk Knobbler April 10, 2007
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crapspace

A slag word for myspace created to explain how crappy myspace runs all the time becuase myspace tom is a communist
what the hell crapspace has been lagging for the past 10 minutes all i wanted to do was post a bulletin
by All-American-Badass July 4, 2008
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crapcracker

When you go into the bathroom and it looks like someone had a piece of dynamite shoved up their ass and it exploded all over the work toilet, staining it forever.
Damn, somebody lit off a mega crapcracker in here
by steve austin July 22, 2004
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crapsack

n. synonymous with "poopsack" which literally translates as the fabric suspended underneath the backside of a horse or donkey leading a carriage, preventing excrement from desecrating the public streets.

Alternatively used as an expression of disbelief, disappointment (usually in the plural form), or as an adjective to describe one's behavior.

Word and use originated in Issaquah, WA in 1999.
n. : that horse is wearing a crapsack

As an expression:

Holy crapsacks! That's the coolest thing ever!

What?! The concert is cancelled?! Crapsacks!!!

My teacher was being a total crapsack today!
by Rachel Woodhouse November 29, 2006
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Crapstack Nessie

The art of having such an enormous bowel movement that when you stand up and examine it before you flush....the poop is sticking up out of the water.
Dude, I ate at White Castle last night and this morning I pulled off a Crapstack Nessie!!
by SuperDoops October 25, 2010
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Holy Crapstackles

It’s an ejaculation, interjection, short utterance used to describe surprise and excitement.
Holy crapstackles! That is the finest provolone I have tasted in years!
by Sienna D. Sazam May 23, 2005
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