Crap, slap, nap

Yo - I am heading back to the room for a CSN - crap, slap, nap.

by O'Dog September 18, 2009

Nap Crap Mouth

When you awake from a casual nap and notice the terrible, weird taste in your mouth. It feels chalky and taste raunchy.

Who jizzed in my mouth while i was napping? I fucking hate nap crap mouth!

by Titty McDick May 6, 2011

The act of taking a quick nap while pooping at work. Most likely performed by a third shift employee but can be achieved on any shift.

Dude that poop took you a half hour

Yeah, I caught a crap nap

by Big big biscuit April 11, 2023

When you die on the toilet and no ones ever gonna find the body

That mooch is taking a crap nap or something. No ones heard from her in months

by Wretchen July 23, 2017