Cranked A Steamer

Taking a wicked shit

oh man, don't go in there, I just Cranked A Steamer.

by Deny September 16, 2006

crackerdog

crazy, psycho. to be off one's rocker in a particualarly locomotive, active, or athletic way. May give off an impression of specific, albeit insane, motivation. one sandwich short of a picnic; having misplaced one's marbles. Having gone totally beyond the realm of reason. see also batshit.

my boss went completely crackerdog this morning - the stress is really getting to him.

by zz January 16, 2004

cankedort

A sticky situation; a royal mess, a snafu, where you're between a rock and a hard place, in a pickle, up shit creek without a paddle. Specifically, a place or situation that is associated with hesitant, uncertain behaviour.

Also spelled "kankedort" and "kankerdort".

From "canke(re)d" (meaning "crabbed", from the astrological belief that the Sun stops or turns back in its course when it's in the constellation of Cancer the crab) + "ort" (from the Middle Dutch "oord/oort", "place, country, region")
(Spargo, John. “Chaucer's Kankedort (Troilus and Criseyde II, 1752).” Modern Language Notes, vol. 64, no. 4, 1949, pp. 264–266)

But now to yow, ye lovers that ben here,
Was Troilus nought in a cankedort?
(Tell me, lovers who've been there:
Troilus was up shit creek, wasn't he?)
- Geoffrey Chaucer, "Troilus and Criseyde"

"I just got a text that she missed her last period. What do I say?"
"Shit, man! You're in a cankedort."
"What? "
"It means you're in trouble."
"Oh, gee, thanks a lot, Captain Obvious!"

by Seadog Driftwood September 20, 2017

Hawg Cranked

When you’re “fully satisfied” after seeing a 99-06 GM truck. Often caused visiting the Facebook page “GMT800s with Threatening Auras”

Dooood. When I saw that rust free longboy with original wheels …. HAWG CRANKED. … !!!

by PriiGuy June 4, 2022

Cranked Dat Roosevelt

To fuck a girl so hard you put her in a wheelchair like Franklin Roosevelt

You-"Dude you see that girl over there?"
Friend-"The one in the wheelchair?"
You-"Ya, last night she wasnt in a wheelchair"
Friend-"Dude, you cranked dat roosevelt"

by mike degan April 30, 2009

cranked

Alt. cranked up. The state of being extremely hammered but still not feeling like shit. The stage of being drunk directly before throwing up— you’re still feeling amazing.

Let’s get fucking cranked at Tyler’s party dude!

by M. Anthony L. August 8, 2020

cranked out

When you're planning to party tomorrow night but you've been partying hardcore tonight and might be too hungover to party for a few days.

Becky is definitely not making it to the party tomorrow, she's already cranked out.

by j-dizzle87 June 3, 2017