crappuccino 

A poorly made coffee beverage that cost upwards of four dollars.

crappuccino by zooa November 3, 2003

Crappuccino 

The abrupt bowel movement that occurs after consuming coffee or coffee like beverages.

My morning latte was good, but now I have to take a massive crappuccino.

Crappuccino by redsparkle1 June 6, 2011

Crappuccino 

A foamy hot coffee drink made with pre-packaged crystals, much like instant coffee, designed to be a quick substitute for the real thing but is laden with sugar and mass produced; however, it remains inexplicably overpriced.

Silverfox - "You're not going to drink that crappuccino with your breakfast this morning, are you?"
Silverbird - "I like crappuccinos occasionally. One every week or so hardly constitutes overconsumption of calories for my diet plan."

Crappuccino by Silverfoxo June 26, 2017

crappuccino 

A cappuccino that is lacking in all the qualities of a true cappuccino, be it due too lack of heat, lack of coffee, or simple lack of flavour.

"I ordered a coffee half an hour ago and all I got was this tepid crappuccino. Damn Starbucks and their lacklustre service."

crappuccino by bonbonbonbonbons September 22, 2009

crappuccino 

Foamy fluid of dark brown crap that jets out of one's butt when an individual 1) has a terrible, terrible case of diarrhea 2) has taken an industrial strength laxative or 3) has consumed a copious amount of beer on an empty stomach

Dude, I can't play ball today... I've been dispensing crappuccino since 4am

crappuccino by M.K.M. September 23, 2005

Crappuccino 

when you take a shit in your friends cappuccino when they go to the bathroom.

*guys walk into the cafe and get cappuccinos*
1st guy: "Hey I gotta go take a piss. Watch my cappuchino would ya?"
2nd guy: "Sure."
*1st guy goes into the bathroom*
*2nd guy takes a shit in the other guys cappuccino.*
2nd guy: "Man he will be so mad about me making him a crappuccino!"

Crappuccino by Mityxm March 14, 2011

crackachino 

An overpriced drink that only stupid white people will buy.

Check Starbucks.

crackachino by Ian Harper January 16, 2004