Skip to main content

crackbeast

(NOUN: "crackbeast," henceforth abbreviated as "c.")

1) A crack addict; or, more loosely, one who consumes excessive quantities of drugs of any kind. (e.g., Amy Winehouse).
2) A particularly strange or eccentric person (not necessarily a drug abuser; e.g., Howard Hughes).
3) One who is freakishly talented; often a prodigy (e.g. Franz Liszt).
4) An animal whose appearance is generally disturbing or otherwise-odd (e.g., most reptiles).
5) Any bizarre fictional character/creature which is generally disturbing or otherwise-odd (e.g., any character but Alice in Alice in Wonderland).

(VERB: "to c.")

1) To go on a drug binge.
2) To consume anything (in general) in a particularly voracious manner.
3) To behave in an especially intense, eccentric or depraved manner.
4) To do something particularly quickly, yet very effectively and completely.

(ADJECTIVE: "c." "c. -ful" "c. -ly" or "c. -y")

--A quality of, or pertaining to, any of the above NOUN forms.

(ADVERB: "c. -fully" or "c. -ily")

--A quality of, or pertaining to, any of the above VERB or ADJECTIVAL forms (NOTE: The latter of these two categories would be far too "c.fully c.ly" to actually hear spoken, so don't worry about having to negotiate the meaning of this adverbial form of c. modifying its own adjectival form, or qualities pertaining thereto, EVER AGAIN!!!)
***EXAMPLES OF USE***

(As a NOUN:)

{Liz:} Hahah, what if cigarettes weren't meant to be smoked, and instead they were just packaged in those little paper cylinders because that's exactly the amount you'd need to break open and completely fill both ears with tobacco!!

{Zak:} OH my GOD....YOU'RE a CRACKBEAST!

(As a VERB:)

Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas is a fictionalized account of Hunter S. Thompson and Oscar la Costa crackbeasting around town for a weekend in Sin City.

(As both an ADJECTIVE and an ADVERB:)

Allen was absolutely shocked--but nonetheless quite crackbeastfully aroused--to discover that his date's apartment was decorated entirely with explicitly phallic art. His own cock sprang to attention, and the two men fell to a crackbeastly fit of fucking right there in the foyer, as per Bill's design...
by finkels January 1, 2012
mugGet the crackbeast mug.

national crackhead day

national crackhead day is on august 15, it’s for all the goofy people who act like crackheads and of course for the actual crackheads, post ya crackheads friends or post your crackhead self🤣
by kenmaitor August 10, 2019
mugGet the national crackhead day mug.

Crackhead strength

The genre of strength that can be displayed by crackheads, usually in fits of rage and/or at the comedown of a high. This strength is rarely known as the victims of such force are usually killed or crackheads themselves. It is best exemplified by the grip of a crackhead, and those on the business end feel instantly helpless, both from the power exerted and the determined look in the crackheads eyes
"Did you see the way that bum was clenching his fists?"
"Ya man I bet hes got mad crackhead strength"
by Kid Gruesome June 2, 2009
mugGet the Crackhead strength mug.

crackhead hours

A certain time at night where you do random shit and don’t fucking know why. You get random bursts of energy and your brain isn’t functioning properly
11:30 is usually when my crackhead hours hit
by vicks with the hicks September 25, 2019
mugGet the crackhead hours mug.

crackhead energy

the high energy, sporadic vibes that somebody gives off, suggesting that they may be on crack even if they are entirely sober
"If I scare you, I'm sorry. I just have major crackhead energy"
by crackhead #4 April 5, 2019
mugGet the crackhead energy mug.

Crackhead Cameron

A STUPID NOOB who doesn't have any vbucks, animal jam diamonds, or robuxs because he is a loser noob. He thinks that wearing his backpack everywhere (even to parties and funerals) he thinks he's cool wearing it. (hes not) He's soooo stupid dumb and is really annoying. NOT THE SWEETEST GUY IN THE WORLD!!!! NOOOB. He is so mean and annoying and a jerk. He is also a crackhead.
Do you know "Crackhead Cameron", I heard that he's a crackhead and thinks he's cool wearing a backpack all the time like he's the new backpack kid. I be flossin.
by Im Not Mean Im Just Honest January 15, 2019
mugGet the Crackhead Cameron mug.

Crackheads Chance

The self motivating belief that one will simply come up on an item of value to feed their drug habit.
Well Bruh, you only had a crackheads chance of boosting me those items so you still owe me that money.
by Ranchgirls December 7, 2020
mugGet the Crackheads Chance mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email