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crack pipe 

1. The somewhat straight and terminal area of the human intestine, ending in the anus. 2. asshole
1. My crack pipe was itching so I applied some ointment. 2. This crack pipe talked all through the movie and ruined it for us.
crack pipe by John Salvatore July 3, 2005

crack pipe 

a tool used to insert thing into your ass like animals or small fruit
"oh shit,steve i got your gerbal stuck in my ass sorry man"
"no worries man i just warned you not to use that crack pipe
crack pipe by Ollie Wright August 18, 2006

Crack Pipe 

Dry lips on a dark skinned nigga.
You wanna use some Carmex or Chapstick on those Crack Pipes homie?
Crack Pipe by BTGSOLDIEROFYHVH February 9, 2019

Crack Pipe 

When you pipe her down like a beast & she inadvertently gets addicted/obsessed with u/ur libido
Aye yo, that boy re- arranged my guts so good I caught myself catching feels... Must be that crack pipe 🤷 ♂️
Crack Pipe by hellakellerd November 6, 2019

Crack Pipe 

Being a Butt Wiser is the act of becoming a real wise-cracker and smart-ass through the act of smoking a glass crack pipe through your booty. You will then become known as both a pipe cracker and a crack piper, interchangeably.
"If you're begging for my root, I am afraid you'll rutabaga me booty. If you chew and swallow rutabagas, they will end up in your doodie. If you smoke a smart-ass crack pipe out of your booty, you'll be a butt wiser inside the crack piper of the mind's doodie."
Crack Pipe by ANOTHERDEADROMEO March 3, 2023

crack pipe cramps 

Cramps caused by to much pipe smoking, usualy effecting the lips and eyes. Often mistaken for blowers cramp
simptums include, purked out lips still in the pipe sucking position and crossed eyes that are still focused about 3-5 inches past the nose(where the lighter would be). May also cause some slurred speach.
"Dude what's wrong with your face, your Crack Pipe Cramps are so bad you can't even look straight.
crack pipe cramps by TCW00dy March 17, 2004