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crackoon

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a crackhead who digs through garbage and has dark bags under their eyes. much like a racoon.
damn crackoon got in the trash last night so i chased him off with a golf club.
by mcguff February 15, 2007
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Cum-Incrusted-Caccoon

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The aftermath you find yourself in after indulging in pure gluttony of greek yogurt consumption.
Dude eat so much greek yogurt yesterday, he was discovered on the sofa in his very own “Cum-Incrusted-Caccoon”
by IvyFayeStarr September 22, 2021
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crackoon

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a white person who has been wearing sunglasses in the bright sun and has a tan (or sunburn) line much like that of a raccoons mask.
Man, that guy shouldn't have worn his sunglasses to this festival, he looks like a crackoon now!
by SleazyCSabotage November 29, 2011
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Crackoon

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A person on any type of upper, whom is totally unaware of how they look to the outside world; typically found inside donation bins at late hours of the night
"See what Scott got dumpster diving?"
"Ya, that crackoon is gonna bring back bed bugs one of these days"
by Tits m4g33 July 23, 2019
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Cracoon1

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A person who loves to be called the racial term "Nigger". Also loves the anime " Darling in the Franxx".
Hi I love being a cracoon1! I am so racist! DAAAHLING!
by Reesky May 20, 2019
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crackoon

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creature of the night; combination of a crackwhore and a racoon; one who is busted average
That girl is so busted average...what a crackoon

-She totally stole your boyfriend.

-I don't understand, she's ugly and acts like she's constantly on drugs.
-What a crackoon!
by crackoon August 1, 2009
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This is another name for a person that is largely liked by all on online communities. Originating on Twitch.tv, the "Crackcoon" could reference someone who has a large following addicted to watching their stream; like raccoons are drawn to trash and addicts are drawn to you know what...
"Wow, man! That PhilpseyForce guy has become a real Crackcoon lately."
"I can't believe how quickly that girl became a Crackcoon after she started streaming!"
by cdaddy28 November 17, 2020
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