Baltimore Crabcake

A devastating punch to the solar plexis or lower sternum, with ones middle knuckle protruding from the rest of his or her fist. If done correctly, the blow will possibly crack the sternum, similar to how one cracks the outer shell of a crab to get to its meat and make crabcakes, which Maryland is famous for. It can also incur internal bleeding, vomiting and perhaps even paralyzation.

It is not often used as it requires a great deal of force, and in the time the said Baltimoreon is charging up for his vicious blow, the other contender could easily execute a jab to the face or ribs, rendering the potential Crabcake useless and thus turning the tide of the fight.

Less known among the actual folk of Baltimore, it's more used among Baltimoreons who have left the city and use the attack as a sense of self pride for their birth city when in danger.

Heard to be reffered to also as a Dundalk Crabcake and a Chesapeake Punch. Similar moves from non-Baltimoreons have been jokingly called things such as The Angry Prairie Dog (reffering to how one out of five knuckles is sticking out, not unlike how a prairie dog rises from his hole to check the area) and The Knuckle of Destiny.
"James got into a fight with a guy in Tampa last week. Do you know the details?"

"Yeah, the guy was too busy mouthing off to his friends to notice James had wound up for a Baltimore Crabcake. The guy fell like a sack of shit."
by sixguns3 December 12, 2008
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Russian Crabcake

1. When a man rubs vodka on his balls and has a woman suck it off
2. When a (wealthy) man rubs authentic sturgeon caviar on his balls then has a woman suck it off
1. Man, I gave Julie a Russian crabcake last night. That vodka sure stung the hell out my balls!

2. William J. Hanson gave his 22-year-old sugarbaby, Jessica, a $200 Russian crabcake for their one year anniversary.
by Meeeow12 April 17, 2016
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Cantanese Crabcakes

You get home from a seafood buffet and vomit into a bowl of bread crumbs. Then you preced by deep frying them and feeding them to your partner.
Anthony: "How did you like it."
Carol: " They were good, what were they."
Anthony: "They were Cantanese Crabcakes."
Carol: "Oh man, I think your gonna have another batch."
by TheBaffelerKing December 31, 2009
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The Big Crabcake

Slang term for Baltimore, Maryland. Made famous by Chris Berman.
Don't ya know hon, I'm gowin down der to The Big Crabcake to eat dinner next to the wooder of the inner harbor.
by Let's go Os June 16, 2017
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Sandy Crabcake

During sexual intercourse you procede to stick your dick in your partners mouth while doing a pushup over them and giving them head at the same time.
Dude, last night I pulled a sandy crabcake on Courtney!
by Hoodlenoodle April 17, 2016
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Indian CrabCake

A indian crab cake is when another man loves another man. 1 of the men takes his testicules and puts it in the other mans ass.
by bob the humper December 07, 2010
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Maryland Crabcake

When you are so drunk that you puke in a womans vagina, then proceed to make her girlfriend eat her out.
I cant believe Nick gave Rebecca and Samantha the Maryland Crabcake last night.
by JMoregon January 15, 2007
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