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Crabby

Angry or upset at the fact you slept with a hooker named Los Cangrejos.
"Yeah, I'm crabby... and you wanna know why? Because I have crabs. That's right. I thought it would be all fun and games to go to mexico and have sex with a hooker whose named Los Cangrejos. It turns out in Spanish that means the crabs. I paid $700 for The Crabs. So the next time you think to yourself hey I'll have sex with a woman whose name in that language means the crabs. Maybe you'll open up your travels dictionary... but hey, now you know." - Bryan DeChart
by turbunrex August 15, 2018
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Crabby

A deposition one displays who is of ill mood, or grouchy.
Rick was crabby as he answered the phone, this morning.
by twicefriedpotatoes December 11, 2016
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Crabby

A Bahamian word, also spelt Crabbie, used as a synonym for vagina.
That's why when Sponge Bob first came out with the delicacy "Crabby Patti", Bahamians were shocked that this was a children's cartoon. Since Mr. Crabs has a slightly Caribbean accent, some Bahamians had thought that this idea was intentional. Soon Bahamians came to an understanding that the term was purely innocent and had nothing to do with its colloquial term.
This word is also used as an insult to men who are feminine, acting womanish or gay.
"Getchyuh dig out, wap out, stink, leaky crabby from roung yah!"
Standard English: "Get your dug out, slack/loose, stink, soggy vagina from around here!"

"Gyal crabby fat too bey."
SE: This/that girl's vagina is fat."

"Bey dah nigga like man king. Heez suh real crabby jed."
SE: That man likes men. He is a real sissy.
by 242Ladi May 31, 2013
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Crabby

Someone is really irritated or annoyed,ill tempered.
Just ignore her,she gets crabby every year.
by BlackPohatu October 2, 2016
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crabby storm

A period of general crabbiness varying in intensity from cold shoulders to tantrums and destructiveness. May be caused by stress or depression. These too shall pass and the sun will shine again.
"He didn't respond to my friendly greeting." "Well, he's been going through some crabby storms since the holidays."
by duubledig December 14, 2013
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Crabby Pattie

A clump of cat urine (often found with one or more sewer pickles) in the plastic cat toliet if a clumping kitty litter is used. Gets its name from the Krabby Patty, a sandwich made at the Krusty Krab by SpongeBob SquarePants because it is often somewhat flattened and patty-shaped.

Note spelling; the Krabby Patty is generally known to be delectable -- you simply would not want to eat a clump of cat potty.
Mom, I only found one Crabby Pattie in Boots' litterbox this morning.
by Telephony March 30, 2015
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Stackin Crabby Patties

v. to make stacks of money. reference to crabby patties from spongebob. (phrase coined by the Rej3ctz in a song called cat daddy.
I'm making so much money I'm Stackin Crabby Patties.
by brhodes8 January 15, 2011
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