Crab walking

Crab walking is when a female or male after intercourse does that awkward shuffle while cupping their vagina/anus to avoid drippage.

"You should have seen him/her crab walking to the loo after i dumped a massive load of my special sauce in him/her."

by Billnyeforking November 16, 2016

Philippino Crab Walk

The most skillful martial art in the world

I'm the master of the Philippino crab walk

by Philippino Crab Master January 24, 2019

Crab walk lock

Crab walk lock is a sexual position in which a female "traps" the male by a wrapping her legs around their waist during intercourse and locking the position during climax. The secret to this lock is by forming a super human, crab-like grip by the ankles the moment the male ejaculates spreading his seeds, in which "pulling out" becomes ineffective. The success rate for this technique is extremely high. While the female's egg becomes fertilized, and the male becomes an instant father without compromise.

"I'm going to pull out now .... what are you doing? are you doing the crab walk lock?! .. stop.!!!" *GAAAAAAA**

by I am Muffins April 25, 2019

The Cameroonian Crab Walk

When a Dark toned man from Cameroon gets into a crab like position, with his asshole wide and ready, then chases down small black children until they run out of breath and eventually get swallowed into his Chocolate Starfish.

"4 kids fell victim to the Cameroonian Crab walk so far"

by ThePolishPrincess January 19, 2023

Canton Crab-walk

A sexual act where one partner is crouched down moving side to side, scuttling like a crab. The other partner, a dude, is about to bust a nut in his partner's face when he feel an explosive bout of diarrhea coming on. Instead of busting his nut, he quickly does a 180 and treats the crab-walker to his hot beef stew.

This is named after the city Canton, in Ohio like the inspiration for so many other acts involving dookie.

I took Tina out for some Chipotle, and afterwards I just had to take her for a Canton Crab-walk.

by Ohio Theorist November 14, 2009

crab walk of shame

The position a male assumes after beating off, and ejaculating on his abdomen. He must lean backward to prevent any seminal fluid from being spilt, while walking towards the tissues.

Man, my mom busted in on me while I was doing the crab walk of shame. It was a real mess.

by Taylor The Tool September 25, 2006

The point pleasant crab walk

When you and a group of friends are on the beach. All take your dicks out and form a circle all holding one other persons dick and proceed to walk down the beach

Hey guys wanna clown around and do the point pleasant crab walk

by Darth vapor 420 July 7, 2017