When a girl has crabs and a yeast infection, the yeast makes the cake and the crabs make the crab cake.
Crab cakes are disgusting.
by Eric Nelson January 26, 2008
by Achmed Baliman March 4, 2009
An act of pure ritual fetish where by the man cums and shits inside the woman's vagina lips, pinches them together, smacks his mistress ass (i.e. in a three way), then has her eat the shit out of his other hoe's vagina. Historically the ritual involved a dog's prolapsed rectum (i.e. Ritual participants would feed the dog Juan Pablo's Devil Juice to achieve rectal blowout), whale dicks and cattle semen, but since the age of enlightening has become simplified.
by The Good Dude Giveth September 7, 2016
Backwards crab cake is where you back your ass ontop a black guys dick and while he ducks you, you jerk off 2 other dudes
by bitchurreatard May 4, 2015
A sexual activity in which the man powders his balls with Old Bay spice, and then lets a woman go to town on them.
by little_bit_of_red September 11, 2009
A sexual act where you are fucking a pregnant girl and you reach inside, pull out the baby, and take a bite.
Last night I had the craziest Boston Crab Cake with your mom. Your brother-to-be tasted a little off. Put him back up for some more baking.
by NONONONONONONOOOOO December 15, 2021
by Nyxy January 2, 2020