A colassualt is any cola related assault. This can include a fight over a can of Coke or pepsi, to be attacked or hit with a can or bottle of cola or a confrontation that occurs because of a cola/caffeine induced rage.
'Did you just see that girl colassault that guy. She smashed in the head with a half full can of Coke!'
by The Blinguistist February 14, 2013
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A person or object whose girth or movements are cow like. Large type of ass that is so large and sticks out so far it defies gravity. Person or object that is slow and annoying. Can also be someone or something that gets in your way.
"That slow truck in front of me needs to move it's cowass".
"The lady behind the counter is such a cowass."
I have never seen someone with such a huge cowass before."
"The lady behind the counter is such a cowass."
I have never seen someone with such a huge cowass before."
by Nat Nat July 20, 2008
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Jenny likes the perfect balance of good-boy and bad-boy, so Bryce and MC Nugget$ had to go coass to get her to smash.
by ReadingRainbowKid December 5, 2019
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Get the Covissue mug.1. Similar to the word confrontation, only the confrontational act is generally relating to the back side of a person. This this act is most often violating the ass region, thus conasstaion.
"Man, I was just standing there minding my own bussiness then got a NASTAY conasstation from Dameon. My ass hurt for weeks."
by Cinderella 12 April 5, 2009
Get the conasstation mug.A rich town just south of Boston, that is often thought of as preppy.
Cohasset and Scituate have a rivalry between mostly boys that think they are cool.
Cohasset people aren't preppy, they just arent ghetto like their surrounding towns including Scituate, Hingham, Norwell, Hull, ect.
Everyone in Cohasset absolutely loves to party.
This town consists of preps, wiggas, skanks, the third deffinition of dimes, pot heads and emos.
Cohasset is a great plave to jump bridges in the summer.
Cohasset and Scituate have a rivalry between mostly boys that think they are cool.
Cohasset people aren't preppy, they just arent ghetto like their surrounding towns including Scituate, Hingham, Norwell, Hull, ect.
Everyone in Cohasset absolutely loves to party.
This town consists of preps, wiggas, skanks, the third deffinition of dimes, pot heads and emos.
Cohasset is a great plave to jump bridges in the summer.
High schoolers in Cohasset love partying!
Middle schoolers in Cohasset think they are cool!
Other middle schoolers in Cohasset ruin thier lives and start smoking weed.
"where do we go to jump a bridge?"
"COHASSET!"
Middle schoolers in Cohasset think they are cool!
Other middle schoolers in Cohasset ruin thier lives and start smoking weed.
"where do we go to jump a bridge?"
"COHASSET!"
by some random kidddd March 15, 2008
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