Cuties

Definition 1: all of you reading this

Definition 2: A disgusting pedophile Netflix movie about little girls twerking

"Hey man wanna watch cuties on netflix today?"
"Bro fuck no what is wrong with you"

by matt the mf cat September 18, 2020

Super Cuties

Super cuties is an organized Criminal Gang that covers the parts of New south wales & Queensland, along with some areas in the United States. However, they have been known for fucking over 'Minecraft' servers they also deal crack to people. The Leader of the cindicate is a person named (UNKNOWN) From Queensland Australia. They have also encountered different gangs like Balkans.

"Hey, I heard a gang from Super cuties shot up a petrol station'
"Ah, fuck itS THE POLICE SUPER CUTIES RUN!"
"I heard you signed up to be a super cuties member... You're throwing your life away..."

by Busjack5 October 7, 2019

Magic Cooties

A term used to describe a virus with arbitrary and sometimes politically expedient properties. For example, UV light doesn't affect it somehow, but six feet of distance devastates it....sometimes.

Person 1. Why can't I go to school, but we can go to WalMart?
Person 2. Because them Magic Cooties be magical.

by Pineal September 2, 2020

Cuties

A Netflix show written by a bunch of sickos who want to normalize pedophilia.

People who defend this show are mentally incapable of understanding why it's wrong and need to be raped themselves to do so.

The creators of this show get two options: Electric chair or firing squad.

Pedophilia is not a sexuality. Hang your local pedophile.

Amy, an 11-year-old girl, joins a twerking group named "the cuties" at school, and rapidly grows aware of her burgeoning femininity - upsetting her mother and her values in the process.

by Chorles August 21, 2020

surf cooties

computer virus obtained while surfing the internet

Porn is surf cooties nasty.

by frufrugranny March 19, 2006

Cooties

Diseases that the opposite sex has that gives you a reason to not be around them. When you get older, cooties becomes known as "STDs."

Age 8: "Ewww... She has cooties, I can't talk to her!"

Age 15: "Ewww... She has herpes, I can't sleep with her!"

by intelligent young'n August 24, 2003

Crotch Cooties

Anytype of sexually transmitted disease...especially Herpes

Tyrone: Man, did you hear about that freak Lisa?
Darnell: Naw! What about her?
Tyrone: Man, that hoe got a bad case of them crotch cooties from lettin Lil Daryl an'nem run a train on her last month!
Darnell: Word?! That's messed up...

by Dre-Dre from the Block February 27, 2009