Hair Curtain

When someone uses their hair to shield their face during awkward situations.

LINDSAY felt so awkward in front of her boss that she put up her hair curtain and pretended that she was invisible.

by tinyunicorn June 24, 2015

poop curtain

the long hair or fur on the back of the canine thigh that creates a curtain-like effect while the mammal arches its back and drops a deuce. said fur hides the excrement that protrudes from the canine's bung

Watch out Stephen, the wind is blowing. You don't want to get poo on your poop curtain.

Daisy is so ladylike that she's always sure to use her poop curtains when dropping the deuce.

by stephen's dad December 27, 2006

Nigga Curtain

That same porno where a nigga started hiding behind a curtain then proceeded to be a Nigga Lamp

Person 1: Hey dude you ever heard about Nigga Curtain?
Person 2: Ain't that the same person that had the name of Nigga Lamp?

by ThePhoenix56 July 10, 2019

curtain twitcher

Someone with nothing better to do than to spy on their neighbours for signs of petty wrongdoing. A derogatory term for members of the neighbourhood watch and other such organisations.

The term refers to the only sign of their presence - curtains twitching in suburban dwellings as they peek out at whatever might be going on outside.

Has absolutely nothing to do with homosexuality, except where homosexuality is illegal and thus something else for the curtain-twitchers to report to the authorities.

"Letting the deranged curtain twitcher at Snout’s Cottage gather “intelligence” about her neighbours reminds me of East Germany before the Wall came down."

by Awffle May 28, 2009

Curtain Twitcher

That one nosey neighbour who watches your every move.

I came home from work the other day got out of the car & felt a vibe I was being watched,Look up & there he/she was with the curtains pulled to one side looking out,

Every time I start my lawnmower to cut the grass there he/she is gawking out,Bloody curtain twitchers f off you nosey b**tards

by HSmith0706 August 24, 2019

curtains

It's curtainsthe ending of something or realizing it's over with or done for

When issac hit his face on the floor he knew it was curtains

by Therightmeanings August 2, 2016

bedazzled meat curtains

When a girl pierces and adorns has her labia minora with beautiful jewels and pearls. What Crystal Rose has.

When asked "do you have any other piercings?" I say "yes I have bedazzled meat curtains"!

by Crystal Rose March 12, 2010