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by ismelltheindoorsnow November 12, 2020

Countering

Verb : ( To Counter) in present progressive. To place ones partner on a counter and have hot steamy sex with said person

"Dude, I countered her last night"
Jimmy picked up sandy and brought her in the kitchen for a good countering.

by lollol777734 January 31, 2009

western countries

'western' defines a region conventionally designated West, stemming from the Greco-Roman traditions, relating to democratic countries of Europe and America.

'western countries' are democratic countries, countries stemming from the Greco-Roman traditions.

None western countries - In a none western oriented country there was no opportunity of being distracted by the media - television, video, cinema or press.

by Barbara Gauss October 30, 2005

counting pockets

The act of assuming or guessing other people's finances or net worth. Some take it a step further and actually try to suggest how others should spend their money.

"You make enough money off of sponsorships, you should take a pay cut to help bring in more players for your team."
"Stop counting pockets and worry about yo damn self."

by KD's Burner Page October 14, 2017

bean counting

What young men are apt to do in cold countries.
It usually consists of sitting and watching young girls and women as they pass, and observing their nipple areas to see if they have pursed up due to the cold, and consequently make a prominent hard bean shape under their tight fitting blouse or tee shirt.
It is a competitive sport and he who legitimately counts the most beans in an agreed time, wins.

I saw a poor girl this morning when I was bean counting with Bob; she was really cold.

by soreofhing July 6, 2009

Countin' Change

A phrase used to indicate that you are not doing anything significant.

After I finish these reports and file these documents I'll just be countin' change for the rest of the day.

by J-Hellz August 7, 2009

Counterinjewitive

The act of a jewish person doing something that goes agaist the traditional jewish sterotype.

For example: if a jewish man offered to pay for everyone's meal, that would be counterinjewitive.

by Doctor Draper December 17, 2008