Council 

When there is a hole in your roof and the walls are made of fucking mold

Person 1 "Why are your walls black?"
Person 2 "The council."

Council by H. E. L. P. M. E John July 25, 2022

Council 

A formal gathering of "C" words.

Examples - some, all or none may apply.

People : Councillors, colleagues, comrades, cronies, contacts, criminals, cretins, crooks.

Results:: Committees, contracts, collusion, coercion, corruption, commissions, crime, cash, cover-ups.

This Council is composed of a collection of corrupt crooks.

Council by upyaws September 30, 2025

Council Of Water-sheep 

A council consisting of three Minecraft sheep that praise the almighty Water-sheep whom was taken from the world by the Leader of the 9 year old army!

The three sheep must reside in a well inside a church for the guidance to direct you in the right place.

"i shall go to the council of water-sheep to seek guidance"

Council Of Water-sheep by Ppsdickdestroyer August 14, 2019

Council Princess 

A girl who lives with benefits&fed by council.
She always wears the shiny glittering dresses but still looks cheap however she is a princess!
You can see her around your house talkin on the phone,show off her clothes to the random people,gossiping with her otherhalf..

*--I went to shopping today,look how is my dress?

---Waow it's cool!buuuut is it just a bit looks vulgar ha?How much did you pay for it?

*--Really? it's just £10 it's nothin girl !

---Nice..But don't wear it around here,otherwise you would seem like a Council Princess blabla......

Council Princess by hsktr January 6, 2011

Council Gritter 

Someone taking a hit for the team by fucking council housing lasses in order to keep them off the streets, therefore stop them getting knocked up by other council housing clowns

Bobby: Fuck me Dave, your a right Council Gritter! Is that how you met your wife?

Council Gritter by Greg_the_Smeg February 7, 2019

council cut

1. A very cheap haircut that's been done at the local barber's, instead of an expensive stylist.
2. Can be used to describe a haircut that looks poorly done, or is very short, as somebody on a council estate may stereotypically have.

"I hear you went to Toni & Guy to pay too much for your haircut"
"At least it's not a council cut, like yours!"

council cut by DSelby March 6, 2007

council cocktail 

Cheap cocktails that you get while out on the piss in town, usually of poor standard

Customer: "I'll have a council cocktail please"
Barkeep: "Will vodka red bull be ok?"
Customer: "Definitely!"
Barkeep: "Safe"

council cocktail by Rapc February 28, 2009