councilitis

councilitis Syphillis it is a contagious disease,this usually occurs when councilites meet.. councilitis

craighhhh:oight u from scunny mate??councilits phyllis:yeah ave it..(chat up line omfg i know!!)


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by ohdearcouncilone April 19, 2009

The council

the council is a group of immortal beings made up of: shaggy, Carl Wheezer, Yamcha, Iggle piggle, Garfield and Shrek

the council will decide your fate

by Peepeeman1 May 25, 2020

Councilitis

Chronic, debilitating condition suffered exclusively by local authority staff in the UK necessitating long periods of absence from work. There are no known physical symptoms although sufferers may appear to have a sore throat/bad back/upset stomach etc. There is no known cure but the condition will usually resolve itself rapidly at the point the employee has exceeded their entitlement to paid sick leave.

Manager: Where is Mark today? Colleague: Oh he won't be in today, he always suffers from Councilitis on a Monday.

by MarkBackers July 8, 2014

Counciling

The act of holding a meeting with members of a council to solve issues. Basically a counseling appointment with multiple council members instead of counselors.

Lauren: I'm so dumb. Why can't I be as smart and cool and awesome as you, Alex?

Alex: You need to have a counciling appointment, Lauren.

Lauren: Thanks, Alex! You're sooo much better than me at everything I'm so jealous!

by Alex Hudock July 8, 2009

The Council

The ruling elite in World of Warcraft. This council seats nine members and holds to power to perma-ban any player for any reason. They follow the strict Terms of Use, but also the unspoken rules. The council controls the admins and sees all.

The council votes on a majority. Play by the rules, the council rarely shows mercy.

by Angry Badger March 1, 2011

Council Princess

A girl who lives with benefits&fed by council.
She always wears the shiny glittering dresses but still looks cheap however she is a princess!
You can see her around your house talkin on the phone,show off her clothes to the random people,gossiping with her otherhalf..

*--I went to shopping today,look how is my dress?

---Waow it's cool!buuuut is it just a bit looks vulgar ha?How much did you pay for it?

*--Really? it's just £10 it's nothin girl !

---Nice..But don't wear it around here,otherwise you would seem like a Council Princess blabla......

by hsktr January 6, 2011

Council Gritter

Someone taking a hit for the team by fucking council housing lasses in order to keep them off the streets, therefore stop them getting knocked up by other council housing clowns

Bobby: Fuck me Dave, your a right Council Gritter! Is that how you met your wife?

by Greg_the_Smeg February 7, 2019