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couger hunter

A Male who "hunts" Much older women/men in order to get laid
couger
boy 1: look at him with that 40 year old
boy 2: yeah what a couger hunter
by heavenly kuruma June 5, 2016
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couger slam

when a woman older than you drops it like its hot balls deep on the pen.
She gave my bro the couger slam and bruised his nuts.
by Ekimoshi April 2, 2021
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Aqua Couger

Rare and unattainable animal. It has the characteristics of a couger, yet is able to fly as well whilst maintaining couger like speeds.

They dwell near small bodies of water yet breed in high places. Here they can teach their young to descend from the mountain to learn flight at the same time staying away from predators and normal cougers that might jeopardize the Aqua Couger heritage.

It is just as elusive as the legendary bigfoot, seen a few times but never to be captured.
Dear Franklin,

I believe in order to capture the Aqua Couger, you must search near mount Fiji, where there is a large quantity of water and heights to accommodate it.

Sincerely, Captain Strokenit
by chewbaccaontherocks July 1, 2011
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uber couger

Take a MILF and add 30 years
Dude, Cody's mom use to be a couger, now she's an uber couger.
by joe bagO'donuts August 19, 2010
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Deuch Couger

A person (man/woman) who has become dumber with age and in essence is a "deuch" however at appearance is a "couger"
Is Kristin trying to climb over that glass wall to see whats on the other side? What a DEUCH COUGER!
by tyealia March 24, 2009
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Arctic Couger

an Arctic Couger is the same thing as a couger(an old lady who goes for young men) but they do it up on the slopes
by Sketchykid:D April 17, 2011
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COCK COUGER STIMULANT

A stimulant to help ur cock fuck 20 women a day
So Jim, I was using the new COCK COUGER STIMULANT for my wives, what about you?
by Hsvdhushs September 14, 2020
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