cotton balls

something you would buy but not want as a nickname, as opposed to cinnamon buns.
Ya this is steve, and mark, and this here's cotton balls.
by Bret Polk November 05, 2010
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Cotton Balls

“OMG Sarah I got some cotton balls last night.”
“OMG! Becky!”
by Purplepeniseatter November 25, 2018
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Cotton Balls

Term originating in response to pictures seen on the website facebook.com which very commonly contain college-age white kids of a very boring nature, all of whom are identically dressed (solid color t-shrit featuring school name, jeans, ponytails on girls) and participating in identical activities (drinking from red dixie cups, posing in front of landmarks while traveling).

The analogy between facebook suburbanites and cotton balls is drawn because both are white, come in large numbers, are all nearly exact replicas of each other, are fairly featureless and lacking definition, but are usually soft and pleasant, though boring, to be around.
Randy: "So how was that party at the dormitory last night? Did you meet any interesting individuals?"

Jeff: "Nope. We just drank pabst blue ribbon tall-boys, wore clothing from Hollister, quoted our favorite illegally downloaded movies, refused to agree on which "indy" band was the best, and then later we watched Family Guy dvds. It was a whole bunch of cotton balls"

Randy: "Trés lame"
by Stubbly January 28, 2008
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chocolate cotton balls

Regular cotton balls dipped in melted chocolate, then allowed to solidify. Then you serve them to guests. You don't know that you're eating something so nasty till it's too late.
Rusty's mother was throwing a party to celebrate her husband's death, so he decided to submit some chocolate cotton balls as his own contribution to the family candy.
by Wm. Wallace The Freedom Fighter November 06, 2007
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Boston Cotton Ball

When a woman (or man) soaks a tampon in Irish Whiskey, then inserts it into their vagina and/or butthole.
My alcoholic dad likes a good “Boston Cotton Ball.”
by Brian8888 February 05, 2022
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cotton ball diet

A dangerous "diet" where you dip a cotton ball into juice or sauce and then eat it, causing it to expand in your stomach, therefore making you feel full without all the calories.
Person 1: Why's she in the hospital?
Person 2: She tried the cotton ball diet and has to get them removed, they don't digest properly
Person 1: Damn.
by birdy93 October 23, 2015
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cotton ball trot

A hazing ritual where five or more males follow each other naked walking in a circle each with a marshmallow up his ass. The first one to drop a marshmallow has to eat all the other marshmallows.

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Jason was worried about his caloric intake having eaten seven "chocolate" covered marshmallows after losing the cotton ball trot at the fraternity house.
by whistleberry December 27, 2009
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