The Mandela Catalogue

The Mandela Catalogue is a Youtube series made by Alex Kister. This series gave me nightmares and wet bed sheets.

The Mandela Catalogue is terrifying.

by The ObéSter October 30, 2021

Cobalting

The act of attending a seedy bar north of downtown San Antonio at odd hours generally not associated with human liquor consumption (i.e. 8am). Cobalting is closely aligned with thots and the acts of doing hoodrat things.

" I saw Alex cobalting at 8am on my way to work."

by El Joto del apartamento 512 August 15, 2018

coal toll

When a white woman dates a black man and she gets knocked up and he leaves.

Karen paid the coal toll when Tyrone left her with a baby :)

by OwO Suck it coal burners June 20, 2019

Pet Coal

Cousin to the Pet Rock

Trixie thought she had been good all year and asked Santa Claus to bring her a puppy for Christmas, but when she woke up Christmas morning and looked in her stocking, all she found was a lump of coal, which she later named Pepper and he became her Pet Coal. She marketed the idea and made a million dollars the following year.

by NonnaK December 24, 2010

burn the coal pay the toll

when a white girl has a kid with a black man and the black guy leaves her a single mother

omg tyrone left maddie a single mother!

burn the coal pay the toll 🤷 ♂️

by idometh August 6, 2023

Cocalar

A man that wears more gold than a national treasury, he wears a pink or sometimes red shirt that always is rolled-up, his pants are always rolled-up as well to show his ankles and has his shoes VERY colorful or that may seem expensive but they are not or they are fakes, they always talk differentely than normal people and eat a lot of seeds. OH, and they always wear aviator glasses.

Cocalar: Salut fratioru'. Vrei sa mananci o samanta cu mine? Te fac si cu un parfum!

by Newyo January 28, 2022

Coalposting

The act of posting coalposts. Derives its name from the combustible sedimentary rock "coal."

Coalposts are low effort, low quality, no creativity, and just plain downright worthless content that has ZERO intellectual or entertainment value. It serves no purpose other than to occupy space in boards, threads, and comment sections.

Even literal coal has its value, whereas coalposts have NONE.

"Brad and his discord friends assembled a coalposting anime pfp group that posts coal on twitter 24/7"

"Brad be coalposting harder than a 7-year-old in 1788 England"

"repost the gems, Brad's coalposting needs to be stopped NOW"

by some anime pfp May 5, 2023