People are going to see with their eyes that the guy isn't Kevin Costner, he's just some guy infatuated with a girl in a catsuit, then what? It's not for lack of trying to convince them that he really is Kevin Costner that they'll see.
by The Original Agahnim November 26, 2021
(v) -ing, -ed
to save someone
referencing the 1992 hit movie "The Bodyguard", where Kevin Costner plays the part of Whitney Houston's bodyguard
Used to acknowledge when someone saves your ass. Often when "dodging a bullet" is not an option, your friend may step in and Kevin Costner you. Act is often performed by a wingman
Works IRL or when online.
to save someone
referencing the 1992 hit movie "The Bodyguard", where Kevin Costner plays the part of Whitney Houston's bodyguard
Used to acknowledge when someone saves your ass. Often when "dodging a bullet" is not an option, your friend may step in and Kevin Costner you. Act is often performed by a wingman
Works IRL or when online.
IRL
"No Coree, your husband had nothing to do with the decision to drunkenly shoot shoot the tree in your backyard. That was all me.. I have a problem..." -Kevin
"You just Kevin Costnered the fuck out for me. Coree would've never let me hear the end of that"
Online
"Kepri just Kevin Costnered the out of me with his ult".
"No Coree, your husband had nothing to do with the decision to drunkenly shoot shoot the tree in your backyard. That was all me.. I have a problem..." -Kevin
"You just Kevin Costnered the fuck out for me. Coree would've never let me hear the end of that"
Online
"Kepri just Kevin Costnered the out of me with his ult".
by xHOBBESx May 06, 2017
by stuart fraser May 26, 2006
When one directs and stars in his own films for the sheer purpose of trying to make himself look cool on screen. The movie lacks plot and an interesting story, because it is too focused on the star of the picture.
John's last movie was so pretentious. It was all about him. I think he is coming down with the kevin costner syndrome.
by wca March 30, 2005
the act of forcibly submerging a sexual partner's head in a used public toilet and using a billy club to ensure they can't come up for air whilst violently reaming them up the pooper.
by Jon March June 12, 2006
I asked for a cup of milk and instead he talked to me about the history of dairy farming for about six hours and I never got my milk. He costnered the shit out of that milk!
by Werdanagam February 28, 2017
A guy some of us have convinced ourselves we look like, despite not being related to or knowing Kevin Costner, or being told once in our life that we were his lookalike. If that's not weird enough, we have convinced ourselves that we have convinced females at work that we looked like Kevin Costner, and that she can't tell the difference between us and Kevin Costner, even injecting a sample the DNA of Kevin Costner into our own blood so that we cant tell the difference between ourselves and Kevin Costner.
Guy at work- No, no, I'm not Kevin Costner, I knew you were gonna say it like everyone else always does, I'm just me.
Girl at work- Somebody told you that you look like Kevin Costner?
Girl at work- Somebody told you that you look like Kevin Costner?
by Solid Mantis September 12, 2020