one short mother fucker who thinks hes helping students when he is just sucking them off to piss them off
by thisisntjavierbruh May 23, 2019
The main charecter in the video game Time Splitters 3: Future Perfect. Who travels through time to save the human race - he also has horrible humor.
by The Koaladude September 09, 2005
by XXXSol October 28, 2016
by Cortez September 04, 2019
Tucker calls AOC, Sandy Cortez because he can’t be asked to say Alexandria Orcasio Cortez each time.
by Tropical_Centipede April 22, 2021
by America Lover 🇺🇸 December 08, 2018
A shoe created by Nike in 1972 that is used by mostly Mexican gangsters. Even though it is a old shoe, it is still very popular among Chicano gangs all over California. When wearing this shoe, you don't have to say you gang bang, people already assume you do when you wear it on your feet. If you don't know what you are getting into when wearing these shoes, don't wear them. You will regret it.
Stranger1: "Hey, look at that guy. He is wearing cortez's. I heard the Nike Cortez is affiliated with Mexican gangs. What gang do you think he belongs too?"
Stranger2: "I think he is a Norteno. Look at the Nike Swoosh, it's red"
Stranger1: "Yeah, you're right."
(Both walk away looking at him suspiciously.)
Stranger2: "I think he is a Norteno. Look at the Nike Swoosh, it's red"
Stranger1: "Yeah, you're right."
(Both walk away looking at him suspiciously.)
by TheFoundingFatherL August 10, 2013