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cortez

taking the cap off a bottle (typically of hard A) and throwing it away – burning the ships as it were – so as to make a commitment to finish the bottle that night
i cortezzed this tequila so you guys had better be fucking thirsty
by hasdrubal November 6, 2010
mugGet the cortezmug.

cortez

the man, the myth, the legend...he came he saw he conquered...best pirate to ever live..
friend: that guy is like cortez
me: no one can be like cortez...its no competition
by i_e_jay July 21, 2008
mugGet the cortezmug.

cortez

he don’t get no bitches and he works at walmart that’s about it with this guy
“man why everyone be hating on that man cortez?”
why not
by jovisstupid June 20, 2020
mugGet the cortezmug.

Cortezed

Underpaying a drug dealer by only five dollars but as a result being fucked in the ass by the leader of the drug ring in your area. Literally.
We forgot to pay only five bucks and as a result was forced to watch my friend be cortezed.
by NaughtyGreyhound317 August 6, 2012
mugGet the Cortezedmug.

Sandy Cortez

Tucker calls AOC, Sandy Cortez because he can’t be asked to say Alexandria Orcasio Cortez each time.
by Tropical_Centipede April 21, 2021
mugGet the Sandy Cortezmug.

Nike Cortez

A shoe created by Nike in 1972 that is used by mostly Mexican gangsters. Even though it is a old shoe, it is still very popular among Chicano gangs all over California. When wearing this shoe, you don't have to say you gang bang, people already assume you do when you wear it on your feet. If you don't know what you are getting into when wearing these shoes, don't wear them. You will regret it.
Stranger1: "Hey, look at that guy. He is wearing cortez's. I heard the Nike Cortez is affiliated with Mexican gangs. What gang do you think he belongs too?"

Stranger2: "I think he is a Norteno. Look at the Nike Swoosh, it's red"

Stranger1: "Yeah, you're right."

(Both walk away looking at him suspiciously.)
by TheFoundingFatherL September 7, 2013
mugGet the Nike Cortezmug.

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