(n.) The West Coast feed of the annual Ithaca College vs. Cortland rivalry game, the Cortaca Jug, presented at the Casting Office Bar and Grill in Universal City, California - 8 AM sharp.
(n.) A total shitshow where your drunk employed friends will offer you jobs that they can't possibly follow through on.
(n.) A total shitshow where your drunk employed friends will offer you jobs that they can't possibly follow through on.
by jadamsx November 15, 2010
Get the Cortacal mug.An Artificial Intellegence created for the Xbox game HALO. Can be inserted into helmets or projected in the form of a female humanoid. Very smart, changes colors as she thinks or feels. Resembles mystique from X-Men.
by Michael Angelo June 23, 2004
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An A.I construct from the game Halo. She was desing for the Halycon Cruiser the PoA. But now (well aparently) she´s the Master Chief comrade. She´s very inteligent and maybe the best Human A.I construct.
"Convenant on the landing above us!!!"
-Cortana
-Cortana
by Estefano Palacios August 17, 2004
Get the Cortana mug.big football game between ithaca college and suny cortland. the tradition is keggs n eggs where everybody wakes up and gets smashed before the game. ithaca wins 99% of the time so it's not really watched for the game but it is the one day a year anybody has any school spirit
ithakid1: did you go to the cortica jug yesterday?
ithakid2: yea i'm still hungover from those keggs n eggs
ithakid2: yea i'm still hungover from those keggs n eggs
by aSkizzle1 January 12, 2009
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by Cortical Homunculus May 14, 2004
Get the cortical homunculus mug.If your name is Cortana the you are the most funniest person alive.You are also a dumbass bitch but that doesn’t mean I don’t still love you.All boys think you’re cute af with those eyes and smile of yours.
Boy1:Did you see Cortana
Boy2:My girlfriend?
Boy1:That’s your girlfriend!She is hot
Boy2:Yeah and she is mine
Boy2:My girlfriend?
Boy1:That’s your girlfriend!She is hot
Boy2:Yeah and she is mine
by wdwfan5850 November 27, 2019
Get the Cortana mug.This female inherited disease is one from birth and is a form of epilepsy. It's onset is during childhood and is defined by intractable seizures. In adulthood, it progresses to extreme sexiness and good looks. The females whom suffer from this are excellent cuddle buddies, make the greatest KD Mac n Cheese, and are well known for their moves between the sheets. In adults, a trigger for seizure like activity can be extreme humour. Their seizures can also be mistaken for a full tonic-clonic or grand mal with uncontrolled laughter. Girls with this are definitely keepers.
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"I'm really hungry. I wish that taylor girl with cortical dysplasia could make me some KD Mac n Cheese"
"I wish I could be a better person and have cortical dysplasia"
"I'm really hungry. I wish that taylor girl with cortical dysplasia could make me some KD Mac n Cheese"
"I wish I could be a better person and have cortical dysplasia"
by j_rock123 February 20, 2017
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