corporication

Corporication, a combination of corporation and fornication, embodies the principle of being screwed by the corporations. Formed after the rise and fall of the Roman empire true..see history of corporations the concept of a corporation was that the incorporated company had all the rights of an individual, yet (surprisingly) none of the ACCOUNTABILITY! This is how the corporations can ruin the ground water, dam up all the rivers,destroy the climate, poison our food with chemicals, and wreck the forests of the world. Corporification has resulted in the human species being at serious risk for extinction. The founding principle of the ability of corporations to do this, is the belief that people (you) are sheepified and will not respond, like a frog in a beaker of water being slowly heated over a stove, you will sit, happy as long as you have your beer and pizza, and not bother worrying about the destruction of the world about you. Welcome to coporification!

Corporication. Long after the Alberta tar sands had been mined of their oil, long after the forests had been denuded and clearcut, the starving nation of Canada still did not understand the horrific corporication their country had received. far away, in warmer climes, the very rich sipped their fancy drinks in their villas on the beach and congratulated themselves on a job well done.
Meanwhile, forever altered, Canadians succumbed to the erratic climate, droughts and fierce winters. Starvation and disease from polluted water ran amok, Canada was declared unfit for human habitation in the year 2045

by Vinter April 28, 2008

The Corporate

When a guy blows his load in his hand, and slaps the girl in the face with his wad of cum, and says, "You're Fired!".

She was a slampig anyways, so I jerked off in my hand, and gave her The Corporate.

by JMoney33 July 18, 2009

corporate

An up and coming superstar at a company that takes part in all company events and buys into corporate propaganda no matter how ridiculous. Often wears a tie to work even though it's business casual. Corporate often becomes their first name. A.K.A -- Golden Boy

Where is your team lead at?

Corporate went to Alabama to run with the big wigs.

Really? Why?

Who knows, that son of a bitch always has his lips locked on someone at the top's ass.

by UsualSuspects June 22, 2011

corporal

The first Noncommissioned Officer (NCO) rank one achieves while in the Marine Corps.

Semper Fi, corporal!

by A. A. Ron April 18, 2005

corporation

A fascist regime that is permitted to exist within a democratic society.

It was the corporation that introduced fascism in Europe before WW2.

by Democracy is Dead April 14, 2010

corporation

An entity that remains free to continue to do as it damn well pleases after being convicted of criminal activity that would have been a capital offense if an individual had committed it.

Corporations have more rights than people do.

by Downstrike June 5, 2004

corporate

Someone who was once considered 'fun' before they entered the working world, but who is now 'boring'. Most often found when people leave university for an office job, shedding their enjoyable social skin, and donning a far less interesting one. These people obtain the 'corporate' prefix infront of their name.

Max used to "do what he wanted", but now, 'Corporate Max' is in bed by 9 and has no time for his boys nor shenanigans.

by Aramil November 19, 2016