Coronacoaster. n. The feeling of uncertainty, anxiety, and helplessness surveying news and information concerning humankind's possible demise from covid-19.
by kk shuffle March 13, 2020
Get the coronacoaster mug.When the elements of boredom and curiosity combine to produce some haircuts that would never see the light of day if there wasn’t a pandemic on the cards.
The indefinite length of quarantine, the closing of beloved trim locations and isolation from significant others spur some creations that would see a barber having to hand in their P45 under normal circumstances.
Hair professionals look away, as dodgy trims, uneven hairlines and unfortunate scalp reveals expose themselves and the rookies that produce them for who they truly are.
The indefinite length of quarantine, the closing of beloved trim locations and isolation from significant others spur some creations that would see a barber having to hand in their P45 under normal circumstances.
Hair professionals look away, as dodgy trims, uneven hairlines and unfortunate scalp reveals expose themselves and the rookies that produce them for who they truly are.
“Dad, have you ever wondered what I would look like with a buzz cut?”
“No son, but given this could go on for some time, *razor turned on* should we find out?”
5 minutes and one short walk to the mirror later
“Um... Dad... what the *fuck*... is that...?”
“It’s a coronacut.”
“...”
“What are you looking at me like that for?”
“No son, but given this could go on for some time, *razor turned on* should we find out?”
5 minutes and one short walk to the mirror later
“Um... Dad... what the *fuck*... is that...?”
“It’s a coronacut.”
“...”
“What are you looking at me like that for?”
by BillMcGill101 March 26, 2020
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Bob: Yo! What's up with your hair? Looks like you got in a fight with clippers and lost."
Rob: Nah! It's the damn 'Rona. HAD to give myself a Coronacut.
Rob: Nah! It's the damn 'Rona. HAD to give myself a Coronacut.
by SJFive0 March 31, 2020
Get the Coronacut mug.The condition of being imprisoned or confined during a dystopian time period that commenced in 2020, by various governmental bodies activating tyrant-mode and ordering otherwise law abiding citizens to remain in their homes unless these governmental bodies deemed them essential or they were going to conduct essential activities such as grocery shopping or picking up medication.
by Princess MoMo April 22, 2020
Get the coronacaptivity mug.A group of black men usually standing in front of a liquor store having varying skin shades.These places usually avoided by white people.
by S.Bennett July 16, 2008
Get the coonacopia mug.When an ex calls or contacts you because they think it’s the end of the world and wants sexual favor, because they think you are that scared.
Josh called thinking he was about to get some coronacooch because restaurants are closing and there is a constant scary news cycle about what to expect with the Coronavirus- no thank you!
by Katy8144 March 16, 2020
Get the Coronacooch mug.I was going to have Kevin install three small plexiglass barriers in our office until he said it would be 2500 dollars. He is a massive coronacunt.
by Chaps79 May 14, 2020
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