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Anti vaxxer mom "my son has all the symptoms of corona virus but at least he didn't get any mental disabilities from that flu shot" anyone and everyone "fuck.......you"
by Yeetus_deleteus March 30, 2020
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The government's excuse to have power over its people. The explanation that mandatory quarantining was for our health was what they wanted everybody to believe but instead it was just a ploy to have everybody fear for their lives over something with over a 99% survival rate, therefore, winning the government control. This will go down as the biggest hoax in the history of the world.
I lost my job
I lost my home
At least I survived the corona virus with a survival rate of over 99%
by jc4493 May 27, 2020
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A bitch ass virus killing a lot of people. It makes people buy hella toilet paper. It also arouses everyone to watch a homosexual man with however many tigers have beef with a bitch ass lady from Florida named Carole (Carole killed her husband). Anyways this virus is a bitch and should just fuck off.
Man.. this Corona Virus is a real bitch and it’s causing me to not see my friends.
by Oop69420 April 20, 2020
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A hyped flu without a vaccine.
people infected with corona does a roadtrip through the world.
i have the Corona virus man.

don't stay home man.
by big gae weeb March 11, 2020
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The life of Corona started in 2020-2021 and caused many deaths, it started the great toilet paper depression of 2020.It was released into the world from a lab to cool down the human population and mutated.it infected a bat who got eaten by a bloke in China and then the great global Pandemic started, Boris banned Christmas because of it btw, it was Bullshit
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John: Daddy what was the Corona virus?

Danny: It was a Virus known as Covid-19, the government made it in a lab and released it , it infected a bat who got eaten by some random bloke from China and spread around the world Causing the Global Pandemic that caused a global meltdown.then people stole all the toilet paper they could get their hands on, hence the Toilet Paper Depression Of 2020.Boris Banned Christmas, much like Oliver Cromwell, and stole everyone's fun because of this Corona.we only barely survived my dear boy.

John: Boris banned Christmas?

Danny: Yes my dear boy, he took it from everyone like the grinch we know as Oliver Cromwell.
by THEBITCHTHATSTOLECHRISTMAS!!!! January 16, 2021
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A Virus that was made in China and now is cancelling everything we were looking forward to, this year and has made all Karen’s buy as much toilet paper and food as possible.
Me sobbing to
Jerry, “My trip and graduation have been canceled because of Corona Virus and I can’t buy any food or toilet paper
by ABABAB1234 April 7, 2020
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