Skip to main content

cornwallis

1.) a mixed martial arts fighter, who's actual christened name blows. 2.) a General in the movie "patriot". 3.) a stinky queer. 4.) a half irish, half jew, but slightly italian drunk.
"holy shit cornwallis you cant just kill innocent people!?
by Fomede September 1, 2009
mugGet the cornwallis mug.

cornwallis

a term used to describe someones a**hole. or just their general unpleasant demeanor.
"That guy over there is a real Cornwallis."
"Holy crap bro, your breath smells like a bag full of cornwallises!"
"I'm going to kick that guy right in his cornwallis."
by smokey mcsmokersun February 7, 2010
mugGet the cornwallis mug.

Cornwallis

used to describe a person, place, thing, event, action that seemingly makes little to no sense, whatsoever; can be used to describe retardedness; describes someone whom has surrendered to their stupidity
Dude, that guy is so drunk that he's spilling beer on everyone! That's Cornwallis as shit, bro.

Man, that girl's #yolo attitude is gonna land her straight at the schmeschmorsion clinic. Total Cornwallis, she is.
by the euroWonder November 9, 2012
mugGet the Cornwallis mug.

Cornballing

the act of sticking your penis inside another man's anus.
My mom caught me cornballing my best friend and she said I should be ashamed.
by Prozach21 November 20, 2010
mugGet the Cornballing mug.

cornholling

A act when somemone is fucking some one o something in the ass.
Steve: John what did you do last night.
John: I went cornholling with your mom.
Steve: What the fuck John I thought we were freinds?
John: It's not my fault your mom is a anal sex freak.
Steve: Fuck you
by smogglerz October 7, 2007
mugGet the cornholling mug.

Rooster Corralling

When a pack of desperate and horny girls go out to the bars/clubs/supermarkets and try to round up "take-out cock" All they wanna do is get a group of young men/boys/the elderly drunk and take them back to their apartment and screw them. The gilrs are not pretty and you shoud run for your life should you be caught in one of their corrals.
Rick: Dude Bro, I was minding my own business at the circle K last night right? And then all these chicks encircled me and I couldn't escape. I was stuck between them with a buncch of other scared and flustered dudes.

Spence: Dude! You got stuck in a rooster corralling attampt last night! Did you get away?

Rick: No. No I didn't. It was dark, damp , and smelly in there.

Spence: Sucks Bro.
by JoMD March 29, 2010
mugGet the Rooster Corralling mug.

Cornwallis

one who willingly surrenders to an act of self-degradation, generally through the act of desperate, rigid sexual contact
Thomas: "I heard that Marcia from accounting showed up at Martin's for the GBW."
Richard: "That is also what I heard."
Harrison: "Yes, she is definitely a Cornwallis."

"Make love to me, William. I am your Cornwallis."
"You certainly know how to set the mood, Patrick."
"I know. Now grab the whips and chains."

Gentleman, steer clear of Paris. She is not only the crustacean transportation but also a Cornwallis...the city, I mean.
by Danfield January 17, 2007
mugGet the Cornwallis mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email