cornfused

Unclear about what is happening around you. This lack of clarity is due to having a rural background in an urban setting. Hence, you are not just CONfused, you are actually CORNfused. The "corn" part of the word refers to one's rural upbringing that is responsible for the confusion.

I am really cornfused about how to take the subway.

Every time I try to use the "el" map in Chicago, cornfusion sets in.

by slipperyslope21 August 23, 2010

Cornfused

The state of bewilderment arising from not knowing the source of the corn in one's crap.

With a cornfused look on his face, Bryan tried to recall last night's dinner.

by TuckerFucker April 5, 2010

CORNHUSKER

A GIRL THAT CAN RIDE YOUR CORN SO HARD WITH HER MOUTH HER ASS OR HER VAGINA THAT IT TEARS THE HUSK OFF YOUR YORGI.

DAM THAT GIRL IS SUCH A CORNHUSKER THAT SHE WORE THE SKIN RIGHT OFF MY MEATWEASEL IS 20 SECONDS!

by JIMMY III III November 5, 2022

cornhusker

A person who enjoys stimulating a uncircumcised penis

Joel told me that Tammy's a real cornhusker.

by John Bob September 28, 2005

cornfused

Drunken slur for the word confused. Usually occurs after a half a case of Beast...

"Dude... thish freaking game is corfusing"

by PyroKep April 17, 2004

Iowa Cornhusker

Stick a husk of corn into a girl's vagina and proceed to peel the husk off. Once it is off you eat the corn from the cob and then use it as a dildo. (Why this is funny, I'll never know.)

Last night i gave my girl an Iowa Cornhusker, now she has a disease.

by w0wzerz February 26, 2009

cornfused

another word for confused

"I'm cornfused"

by the elephant (aka baykuhn iz gud) April 21, 2003