Corn Cobbed Cock

Having genital warts or blisters covering ones penis and having hair growing from them.

Dude I banged this chick last night and i woke up with some serious corn cobbed cock...

by Team Anchorage August 29, 2010

California Corncobber

Alright folks now what your gonna want to do here is getta nice warm supple corn cob freshly steamed and cooked and shove that motherfucker up your woman's asshole. After u deliver that corncob with a nice coating of shit take that fucker out and supply that fucker with another coat but this time with your jizz. Let this contraption sit for about 20 minutes and serve to anybody of your liking. Originated in California state prisons when meals consisted of corncobs and bran muffins.

My fucking god! Dude you know that one whore we met last night! Well i fucking had her over for dinner and i served her the best California Corncobber ever!

by John Flacek May 24, 2009

corncobbled

to be beaten about the cranium with a fish and or penis

jeez lu-eez i was just corncobbled over my cranium and it sucks real bad and i wanna kill somebody,. thats how bad it sucks

by an ugly ugly kid with ugly ugly needs May 13, 2005

Corncobbing

The act of finding substitute material to be used in lieu of toilet paper, when the latter is unavailable. Refers to the historic usage of corncobs to maintain hygiene after defecation in rural areas in the United States, prior to the widespread availability of commercially manufactured toilet paper in the late 19th century.

The camping trip was pretty rough. We didn't bring enough TP, so after the first couple of days we were corncobbing it.

by thisnameisnotalreadybeingused May 28, 2012

Corncobbing

1. When performing fellatio, licking or kissing up and down the shaft of the penis rather than taking the head in one's mouth; implies that the fellatio is unskilled, ignorant, or that the giver is bafflingly trying to perform "original" fellatio.

2. In music, when a musician or composer picks an unusual chord or phrase, in order to seem unique, when something simpler and more satisfying will do.

1. "I lost my hard-on because she was just corncobbing me."

2. "Why didn't he just play an E chord? He's just corncobbing."

by peripatetic June 23, 2006

cornobbled

One of the worst, overused, words. Usually said be people trying to gain a lot of attention.

you just got cornobbled...".. " hey buddy did you hear what I said? I'm so unique.

by theonlymamba February 21, 2011

Corn Cobbed

When a girl gets on her knees and has a guy on each side of her, amd receives a penis in each ear.

Mary invited Gary and Blake over for a steak dinner, she ended up getting “corn cobbed” instead.

by joeydunk33 April 30, 2019