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corncob

a poor person's dildo
I found me a nice corncob out in the dumpster behind the Blue Star
by princess pink November 9, 2003
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corncob

The act of

1) spreading melted butter and salt on a girls titties
2) proceeding to titty fuck her, thereby covering your penis with said butter and salt
and..
3) getting fellated, which will taste like fresh corn on the cob
Antoinette: Hey Stan, did you bring the butter and salt?
Stan: Yeah, get ready for some mean corncobbing
by Pat Miledgy September 11, 2011
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Corncob

Highest level of fuckboy you can achieve
by All mighty trap lord March 17, 2015
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CORNCOBBED

When a guy is worried that a girl might have some form of a STD. Just to be safe when he recieves a blow job, he requests she doesnt get the tip wet. Only the sides are safe for the blowjob.
Guy 1- Damn bro, that girl you hooked up with last night probably had an Std.
Guy 2- Don't worry dude, she just corncobbed me.
Guy 1- Your safe then, no worries.
by JSideas February 15, 2019
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Corncobbing

1. When performing fellatio, licking or kissing up and down the shaft of the penis rather than taking the head in one's mouth; implies that the fellatio is unskilled, ignorant, or that the giver is bafflingly trying to perform "original" fellatio.

2. In music, when a musician or composer picks an unusual chord or phrase, in order to seem unique, when something simpler and more satisfying will do.
1. "I lost my hard-on because she was just corncobbing me."

2. "Why didn't he just play an E chord? He's just corncobbing."
by peripatetic June 23, 2006
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corncobbed

to be screwed over on any sort of in any way. Use of word ranges from buying a used car to being cut off in traffic. It doesn't take much imagination to figure out it literally means to be fucked in the ass with a corncob.
Ben: "Hey Curtis, what did you get on your english essay?"
Curtis: I got--
Ben: I got an A!
Curtis: an F.
Ben: ...
Curtis: The english teacher really corncobbed me on that one
Ben: yep...
by goatrenter August 11, 2012
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corncob

Something you do to your boyfriends cock. DO NOT use your teeth but 'nibble' up and down the shaft gumming him. Yummy.
I took his cock with my hand and I nibbled it with my lips over my teeth. He wiggled in delite as I corncobbed him.
by Elle MDLS August 1, 2007
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