corn dog

To corn dog someone is to knee them up there ass when they dont expect it. Usually if you are in some sort of line and someone cuts in front of you just corn dog the person and yell owned in their face when they are crying on the ground

"Mikey was being really gay today so i decided to give him a nice little corn dog."

by Winga December 2, 2005

corn dog

you know what, all of you guyz are weird and perverted beacause corndog isn't only this sexual term. Just because this is an urban dictionary, doesn't mean that you can put these whack perverted definitions. A corn dog is a hot dog on a stick with this corn bread wrapping often sold at carnivals, street fairs, amusment parks, and hot dog trucks.

Kid(8 years old): DADDY!!! I want a corn dog really bad!!!!!
Father: Okay-
(passing perverted teen): No kid, you do NOT want a corn dog. You are a bad bad father, you are!!!

by Always sexy May 8, 2006

corn dogging

While having sex on the beach, you pull out while she's distracted, plunge your member into the sand, then stick it back in

I corn dogged my prom date at the beach after-party and had to leave the state for two years.

by eric March 29, 2005

corn dog

Encasing a public toilet handle with a turd either by jamming it on by hand or rectally impaling the handle in one's ass, the slowly taking a shit as one pulls out, leaving the corn dog effect on the handle.

I was going to flush, but some nasty bastard corn dogged the handle.

by W.E. Coyote August 20, 2003

Corn Dogged

When you fuck someone in the ass and when you pull out your dick has corn on it.

I fucked Lindsay Burck in the ass last night, and got corn dogged, we didn't even have corn for dinner!!!

by Original Bill March 21, 2011

corn dog

To kick a person in the butt hole

Tommy corn dogged the shit out of me in the lunch line.

by Billy Shit May 20, 2013

corn dogging

When one inserts a rod down the piss hole and jerks off. the rod is removed as you cum.

When one inserts a rod down the piss hole and jerks off. the rod is removed as you cum. when the rod sticks out it appears to be a dog on a stick. corn dogging

by vincevega January 21, 2010